@Timmycole in March 2021

Dressing well and smelling nice when you’re broke isn’t a fake life. You must not look like a beggar because you’re broke.👑

Can I be on your cover photo🥺🥰🤍

Being ugly is not easy You will snap 85 pics delete 80, edit 5 and post 1😂😂

I just want someone to get Me a necklace and tell me To never take it off🥰🌅

I will add marijuana🍁 to my wedding cake🍰 you people deserve more joy🤩

Before you date me, just know I won’t post you even if you are lost😒

To whom it may concern. Stop projecting your insecurities on innocent people. They are not your Ex.👌

If you see an opportunity that suits your friends too, link them up! The hate is less when the whole gang is winning.

Today they love you, tomorrow they hate you ... most important thing is to secure your 💰💰.

Don’t harm someone else’s reputation with your words by backbiting and slander. You don’t know their struggles💯

No church has ever held a crusade for low sperm count Always barren women... Why???

Dating someone who understand your home situation is the biggest blessing ever❤😭🤞

Let her go, keep hustling, work for momma, not her, she can get a new boyfriend in a week, momma can never get a son like you for the rest of her life!!!!!

Absolutely. You don't owe your family anything. You don't have to carry their torch, wave their standard, live under their assigned rules. Often, "This is not how we raised you" is a form of emotional blackmail designed to strip you of options/choices. Be you. Be free ✌️

If you ain't lucky with love choose money, You can't be unfortunate on both sides.

Some people think because they don't support you, That it'll hold you back.... Let me just tell you, God will put total strangers in your path to get You where you're suppose to be.

Oh Lord! Grant us marriage without divorce, a spouse without untimely death and healthy children without illness.🙏

I am giving away 20 Benz to 20 people....sorry guys I am only doing rehearsal on how to type giveaway post when I eventually get rich 🤣🤲

Social media got hard working people thinking they are lazy 😩

You know my name not my story. You see my smile, not my pain. You notice my cuts, not my scars. You can read my lips, not my mind.❤️

What did nature forget to giv u 1.Hips 2.Ass 3.Boobs 4.Hight 4.Flat tummy 5.Long hair

Can't wait to get married. one argument I remove my ring💍and put it on the table🤭😏

Eating in people's house is so frustrating. You'll have to laugh even when their child takes meat from your portion. 🤧😑

Cheaters tend to think that everyone cheat Liers tend to think that everyone lies💔

That moment when you scream out the lyrics of a song but it hasn't gotten to that part yet🤭🤭😂

"Tell me more about yourself" Me trying to remember who the fuck I am🤔🤔

Only if you know what some of your rich friends did to make money, you will thank God for the little you have. Don't compete

Cut them off Silently.... they know what they did.👌

If it’s cost you peace, it’s too expensive.👌

The person who said, HE WHO FINDS A WOMAN FINDS HAPPINESS. Has apologized 😂

Most times your parents relationship really do determine your view of love and relationships. 👌

I miss the old days, back then in 1986. When I didn't exist. 🛀🏾

Some women have used all their emotions to date boyfriends, now they are using "open eyes" to follow their husbands 🥱

May your kindness not lead you into trouble. Amen.

Do You Have Someone To Chat With Or You're Just Online Like Me😹😂💔

Please guys remind me to buy a car this year last year I forgot

Girls become childish when they're with someone they love 🥰 That's just nature🤷‍♂️

Women are loyal to how they feel at that present moment. To them it doesn't matter how much you have sacrificed in the past.

Ask a woman “What do you bring to the table in a relationship?” Watch her reaction...

The friendzone is basically like when someone turns you down for a job, then calls you every week & complains about the guy they hired .

if you're not married and have spent more on women & friends than your family it's time to reevaluate your life.

if I knew what i know now, I would’ve taken a different route.

Stop Making Babies You Won't Take Care Of🙄

There is no rule that says I have to live life like everyone else 👌

Don't forget your roots when you reach the sky. To stay tall in life, Your roots must stay connected to your soul👌

Noah had no sponsors yet he built the ARK. God's grace will sponsor you!🙏

Do we still have men like Joseph? That saw woman's nakedness and ran away 🏃 😲😲😲

When God told animals to respect human, I don't think mosquitoes🦟🦟🦟 attended that meeting 🙉🙉🙉

Stop smiling when taking pictures, the government will think everything is okay.🤔

You gave out your virginity for Barbecue. And you are pressurizing the innocent guy to pay 300k for bride price. Is that not wickedness?

If your mom and dad are still together you have no idea how lucky you are because not everyone has the privilege to have that.🤔

If you want a peaceful and successful life, Remove age from your plans. It puts unnecessary pressure. Let God's Timing Do It's Work.

If we find 29million together What will you do with your 1million?😏

People be in secret competition with you and still losing 💯...

Sometimes people’s silence isn’t them ignoring you. We all go through things mentally and sometimes it’s hard to talk about it when you don’t understand yourself...

Winning at Anfield is the hardest thing ever. Even Liverpool can't win there anymore😀

Hello somebody

Our parents used to say you'll understand when you grow up. Do you understand now?

Be careful who you date. A lot of people are looking for Fun. Not love..! 💔🥀

Remember when you thought you would die when your ex left you. Look at you now strong and ready for the next heartbreak 😂😂💔

Having educated parents is annoying you can't even ask them money for ozone layer or gravity🤦😪

Don't block all your haters. keep one demon to be delivering screenshots to the other demons 😅😅😂

You need friends who would mention your name in a room full of opportunities. Selfish friends full everywhere👌

Dear Singles, The Marriage That Will Take Us To An Early Grave ⚰ Will Not Locate Us In Jesus Name.🙏

When you think he's done fucking you ....then boom he says "stand up and do like you're fetching water" that's when you will understand why the Bible advised you to flee from fornication🤣

I saw everything you did Trust me I won't react I will remind you when it's necessary✌🏻

Dear bestie💌 If you truly love me, buy me an iPhone 12 pro🥺🤲

Stop forgiving your boyfriend, we also want you 😒

𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍🤞❤️

Love is such a beautiful thing, but only when it is shared with the right person.❤

Being committed to one person is a beautiful thing. Don't let damaged people lie to you, there's nothing better than having a best friend and a lover in one person❤🙏🏻🌹

When it comes to music 🎶 Who rules your phone?? 😋❤❤

Introduce yourself by your birthday. Hi, I'm September 20 😍😘❤️

Your brain tricks you into seeing yourself 5 times more attractive in the mirror than you actually are😂

Cause I owe you money, you turn yourself to 1st viewer for all my status🙄 You wan use hypertension kill me ni💔

He who destroys a colleague secretly in order to gain favour shall meet destruction at the post of his success, Keep Gossiping.🙄

Keep your success to yourself. Money does not like noise. That is why they don't play loud music in banks.👌

Arguments only separate those who already wanted to leave👌

Some blessings do not need endless fasting & praying. Release your heart from jealous and see what GOD will do for you❤️

Only broke men remove wedding ring to cheat..... if you're rich even your wedding ring turn girls on and make them wet!🙄

Never accept a private apology if the humiliation was public ✅

I've seen rich people watch their friends starve and I have also seen broke people give their last to their friends to feed. The weight of a person pocket doesn't determine the love in their heart👌

Be kind to strangers, Life changing opportunities do not usually come from friends.

Stop hanging out with people who don't want to see you win👌

Don't try to force your way into a clique of friends bcos they are doing well. You are not welcome. What you should do is grow and reach the top with your current friends so people will want to enter your clique.👌

Is Easy For Them To Find A Replacement. Don't Hurt Yourself To Please Anyone✌️

Don't let anybody intimate you with their success stories, everyone will tell you they hustle, but none of them will tell you about the X-factor that changes the story.

Having a supportive partner can literally change your life.

The Support= 2 people. The Congratulations=85 people. Be Wise Nobody Cares Unless You Win✌️

If men were given soil to create their wife, some of them will finish their soil moulding big yansh and big breasts🙄

Forever isn't forever so just be my baby till whenever & if shit goes sideways just be my friend till we get back together 🤍💙

It's okay to have an opinion. It's okay to disagree with someone's opinion. It's not okay to humiliate them because they don't think the same way you do. Show some respect, Society needs more of that.

MERCY is stronger than skills and professionalism. May MERCY & GRACE Locate Us Everyday🙏

Be the kind of woman that makes other girls step up their hustles👌

Never judge someone bcos you heard shit about them. Toomany jealous motherfuckers out there talking shit.... Get to know them yourself before you judge.👌

I try to like people but it doesn't just work😂🤦

The mini heart attack you get when you see 'incorrect password'

Are you a Keyboard? Because you are my type🌚

At the end of the day it was only God who kept to his promises

Anybody can disappoint you.

No matter how broke I am, I'll always have money for_________??🤔🤔

*When I break a plate 🍽️* *Mom*: when you finish breaking them you'll be eating on the floor🙄 *Mom breaks a plate🍽️* These things are fake🙄😂

I switch so fast🙄 So when I show you love❤️ Don't be stupid😒

You have been mocked too long Lord Will Raise You UP Beyond Your Imagination☝️🙏

If you are not learning while you're earning, you are cheating yourself out of the better portion of your competition.

Never be ashamed of those hands that have cracks of hardwork, these cracks will fill with accomplishment one day.🙏

Is it normal? To wear waist trainer and still be eating like a thief.😂😭💔

:😔: Sometimes we post not for likes but just for one person to read it🥺

TOMORROW might be too late🥺. Tell Me Something you always wanted to tell me👂🥰

I wonder who looks at my pictures🥺❤️🥺and say" I love this soul" 🥺🤍🤍

I hate sitting for braids💆 I wish I could drop my head and come later to pick it😩

Avoiding toxic people to protect your inner peace is not weakness, it's wisdom 💕

The age of 16, 17 18, 19, 20, 21, 22 and 23 isn't easy. You lose friends, You make mistakes, You fall, You fail, You realize things, You hit reality, You lose yourself . And that's what makes you become stronger and bolder . But despite all these, those are the best years of your life too☺️🖤

Everybody ain’t replaceable, watch how you handle good people❤️

Once she gets used to not talking to you, forget it she's done.

My Wish is to have someone who will never play with my feelings forever.🥺❤

Sometimes I turn to GOD and Sometimes I turn to VODKA either way I'm guided by the SPIRIT.🙄

As Coartem is to Malaria. So is Grace To Sin. But will you submit yourself to mosquitoes because you have Coartem? God Forbid !

No Hurry In Life, If February Doesn't March, April May.👌

Just because you don't like someone doesn't mean they won't succeed. 👌

They already showed You so many red flags but apparently red is Your favourite colour

This boyfriend and girlfriend stuff you people are doing Is it sweet😏?

Getting an apology from me means I'm genuinely sorry, because I'm the most stubborn person in the world😂😂

Childhood best friends who make it to adulthood are so very important.💗🤞

Before You Start Hating/Disliking Someone👂 Ask Yourself if You're Useful to Them🙂💜

People abuse that soft spot you have for them till it's no longer there.

Cheers to us who never appear on someone's status or story except on our birthday🍻😂

Imagine you catch your boyfriend cheating and the other girl beats you on top 😭😭

You weird if you don’t get excited seeing ur friends succeed.

Dear teens ✍️ Sex💏 is not something you should rush into because your friends👫 are doing it, or because you've heard a lot about it💑, or because you feel left out🤤, or because your boyfriend wants it so bad and you don't want to lose him😩, or because you just want to try it and know how it feels😋.... Sex is a beautiful thing😍 and you lose your virginity just once in a life time😭 Once you lose it, you can't have it back🙆🙅. So why not keep it for that special someone and for…

There's a difference between enjoying your youth and destroying your future❤️

Whenever I want to show how good I am at something, I end up doing rubbish😩

Relationship Don't Pay Bills. Focus On Your Income, Don't Loose Guard👌

His Money Is Ours And Her Money Is Hers..... stay away From people who reason like this.🙄

Too many people getting older but not growing up.🙄

Make sure you are happy with your offline life too👌

Don't be happy because you succeeded in destroying someone's life with lies. A time will come for you to cry.👌

Never underestimate anybody Tomorrow is wide

I see nothing wrong if we all make it ✌️

If it won't matter in 5 years, don't spend more than 5 minutes getting angry about it. 👌👌👌

We change our voices when we talk to people we like❤️ (Especially girls)🙈

No matter how good you are, you can't always be loved by everyone. Some people will still hate you for no reason💯

I love it when I show love and get the same good energy in return ❤️

Your music preferences can determine how smart or dumb you are.

Do girls even advice themselves like "don't ask him for money" he's a student like us🙄

Never make a man look foolish for loving you, even if he doesn't have enough money, he deserves respect!!

What can someone give you now and put a smile on your face? 💖💖

Don't follow the sweetness of the d!¢k and marry the wrong person.

As soon as you find a mature partner🤗❤ you'll realize that there was nothing wrong with you 💁‍♀️😊🤞.

Please I want to ask why do married women cheat?

I don’t care what social media tells you , everyone isn’t replaceable. Be careful how you treat good people

Do you know that some women train their house girls into WIFE MATERIAL and their daughters into SLAY QUEENS

So He's cheating on you and you're reporting him to his friends. Who told you they don't know?

Somebody is asking for your advice ooo My mom gave me #300,000 to start a business, I rented an apartment worth of #100,000 for my boyfriend and also paid his school fees #50,000, I gave his mum and dad #100,000 for last valentines celebration. I need advice pls, which business can I do with the remaining #50,000? Matured Advice Only

Before you hate me, think Are you even important to me?

Things start to fall in place when you give yourself the boost no one will give you🌟

He bought you fried rice, chicken and soft drink and since then you can't get him out of your mind. my sister, you're not in love You're hungry 😏

Samsung made their phones very slippery, then they made their phone screens very expensive... You see in this life, everything is a setup

Marry someone with a planned future and not someone with a social media swag.👌

If her bra matches her panties when you remove her clothes, then it wasn't you who decided to have sex... 😂

She is telling you that she has menstrual cramps and you are telling her that you wish you could take the pain away.... 😂ARE YOU GOD? 😂😀

So Eve was created in Genesis chapter two and sinned in Genesis Chapter 3..... LMAO Women shaaa😀😀😂

Not all single moms lived a reckless life, Most were betrayed by men and circumstances! Alot of them are actually super heroes.👌

You can come if you want" is the most disrespectful invitation ever 🤣

Have you noticed Earpiece makes the journey shorter when walking?

Imagine how many people dislike you because they never heard your side of the story.

Visitors don’t give us money anymore, African culture is falling😩

Gender equality is not possible until we treat our children equally ✅ Gender equality is not possible when we send the male child to school, give him a full glass of milk while the girl child stays home cooking for him✅ In its 50th edition, IMUN Online takes a stand against gender discrimination in all forms and places 📌🔥 . It is gender discrimination that leads to violence against women. It leads to sexual trafficking of migrant and refugee women and increase in domestic…

Goodnight my people... God will see us through the night

Marriage is not about finding someone you can sleep with, but is about finding someone you can serve God and build an empire with.

A Friend Who Becomes An Enemy After A Misunderstanding Has Been An Enemy All Along. They Were Just Pretending!!!

A hustling boyfriend needs a girlfriend that hustle too, Not a patient babe. You're patient on whose dreams?

To everyone seeing this post👇 As you call on God today, May you get answers🙏🙏

The way am broke now eeh, am beginning to think is because I didn't forward "Jesus I love you to 20 people on WhatsApp 😔😭😭

God removes to replace. Don't panic😂😀

You deleted the pictures you took together, unfollowed him on social media, threw his hoodies outside etc, because you hate the memories it brings, but you want to keep the car and the house?

The study of fish is FISHERY,while the study of hen🐔 is HENRY. Agric teachers won't disclose this to you because it's a secret😁

Don't marry a very beautiful lady, you will end up being a guard instead of being a husband👌

If no one passed generational wealth to you you have to work hard and smart and pass it to your own kids.👌

Forgive people in silence, distance yourself from them.....Accept the situation and move on.

There are conversations GOD heard that you know nothing about. Stop struggling when God removes people from your life. ⛱

Nothing will happen to those that didn't support you just work hard 🤗

Rule 1: Never forget God when you get what you’ve prayed for Very Important👌

Honestly, it is never too late to: - Start all over - Try again - Correct a mistake - Follow your dreams - Say Yes - Believe in yourself - Start that project - Embrace a new opportunity It’s hard, yes. But it’s never too late to start.

If you are pursuing a goal and you are not even the slightest bit better than you were yesterday, ask why. The answer will either put you back on track, or change the goal.

You will never see African parents kissing or doing anything in public..... but boom! 11 kids😂

What’s your advice to the person secretly crushing on you..?😍🌚

Whatever you're passing through right now, is just for a while, it has an expiry date. Cheer up your days of victory are coming 🤝🌟

Everybody in church ain't a Christian Everybody in jail ain't a criminal And everybody in your face ain't your friend Know this and know peace!✌️

Wow! 9 months to Christmas! Can you believe it? Merry Christmas in advance!😂😂🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

A plane carrying politicians crashed into a farmer's farm. Farmer: are they dead? He asked his workers. Politicians: we are alive. Farmer: workers, please bury all of them. Police: what happened to the occupants of this crashed plane? Farmer: we bury them. Police: you mean they were all dead? Farmer: they were shouting they were alive and we knew they were lying as usual.

Buying overpriced stuff is not class.👌

Helped a pregnant woman in the market get her stuffs to her car, on getting there saw her husband seated in the car making call. She knew I was disappointed.

If a girl suddenly acts like she knows you in public, just play along, she might be in danger🙄

Just because I don't talk to you or text you first, doesn't mean I don't miss you. I'm just waiting for you to miss me😌🥳

The grave is full of people with unfinished dream🥺😤😔 O lord🤲🏻 Please don't let death cut the long story short 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Can we brag about God? I’ll start. ‘’He makes a way where there seems to be none.’’⭐️

Africans are actually dominating the world Imagine if Africa had the economic ability that Europe or North America had? They would dominate even more. Crazy. Africa have not really been utilized. I'm sure if given the facilities and opportunities at an early age there would probably be way better fighters I appeal to African leadership, we can still do it, lets try to invest more in our people's God-given abilities so we can rule the world... #proudlyafrican #HumanCapital

May you never have friends that would ruin things, when your name is mentioned in places that would change your life.🙏

Dear men please take good care of yourself especially your health. Check your BP Check your blood sugar level Check your cholesterol level Try to avoid smoking and alcohol it kills the collagen production. Overweight is bad please 🙏 Too much carbohydrates isn't good Too much soda isn't good Try to rest well, exercise, try once weekly detoxify with fruits and vegetables and water. Health is wealth, try to do things that makes you happy, avoid things that won't give you peace.