When The God Fearing Woman Get PMS.

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How do you feel when you're at that merciless time of the month? I probably feel like this writing many times. I can just imagine one of you ladies taking it this far. Have you?

When the god-fearing woman gets pms,

There’s no stopping her from her rage.

She’ll complain from everything down to how long it took the lady at the cafe to make her latte

At a takeout around the corner. She threw back the fries to the cashier, saying; they’re not fresh. Customers looked at her, she yelled at them, “what you looking at” everyone quickly turned the other way as she stomped her high heels out the door, making a deafening nail hammering bangs on the hard floor.

She left the kids and her husband at home. Took her car and hit the high-way 200km an hour. She missed the church, and she didn’t prepare lunch for Sunday, but she didn’t care.

Her mind on high speed. She hopped in her wheels and skids away, almost causing a collision with a car coming in the main road when she didn’t give way, when she’s supposed to. Cops followed her with their sirens on. She put her foot on the gas paddle and the chase was on.

The press heard it on the radio. They hopped in their cars and sped to the location to capture the action as it unfolds. The cops caught up with her. They try to block her way as they pulled out their guns. She reversed, turned around and sped away, 230km hour.

When the cops caught up with her the second time. They surrounded her. Cops yelled at her to; “get out of the car and get on the ground”. When she stepped out of her tinted Car, it shocked the cops to see a well dressed fine lady in a floral dress and heels emerge from the red metallic luxury car.

The press with the cameras looked at each to their surprise to see a petite, fine lady escorted by the police with her hands cuffed behind her back. A scene they’ve never seen before. Too beautiful, too cute for a speed chase known only to be a male thing, was one reporter's comment.

When asked, why did she run from the cops, she replied: “I’m three days away from my period”. Reporters looked on with their jaws dropped and shocked.

The god fearing woman with PMS makes front page news next morning on the paper.

Breaking news on the tv, a church going god-fearing woman got pms, broke loose on the highway and broke the rules.

Cops humiliated, they failed to stop her at 200km /h

They have released the driver on bail. She’ll appear in the court next month. Charge with high-speed driving, endangering other’s lives, refuse to obey law enforcement orders.

When God fearing woman got PMS, she caused a stir in the morning news, and made it to the headlines, causing endless gossip in the small town. Women whisper, pretending they never get caught in the pms merciless storm.

The pastor of the church asked if she was alright. The pastor’s wife was quick to give some advice. It didn’t include PMS, but lots about God and the Bible, what a christian mother should be. She politely listened, then flipped her hair and walked away. Her friends giggle when they see her. The ladies of the town put on a fake smile. But she’s not stupid. People talk, the God fearing woman that never misses church, the Sunday School teacher everyone respects got PMS, missed church, left the husband and kids without Sunday lunch. She no longer fear God and didn’t fear the cops.

When God-fearing women get the pms, take the keys away, someone does the laundry, cooks the Sunday roast. Husband must serve her breakfast in bed. Let her cry on the pillows, throw at her chocolates and chunk-food. When it’s all over, she’ll come back to her fine, carefree way, like the fine church going lady the town is used to.

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