My Brain's On Aderall

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Tuesday, 23rd November

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Good day everyone, yeah it's that kind of day. "What kind?" You'll ask and I'll answer, that kind of day where everywhere and everything is just flaming hot, almost scorching even.

Outside, inside, just about everywhere is and you feel like it's some sort of punishment or a wrath incurred or something.

You'll hope and pray for rain only for that hope and prayer to be ignored and instead, you get returned more heat from the Sun. Almost feels like a heat wave up in here, or is it just me?!

Cause if it is just me then I must be loosing my mind. I don't even think I can think clearly with this heat but I'm gonna have to try... for you.

First of, lyrics to the song of the day:

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Agatha Kasper - Aderall Brain

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I went to the see the Doc

When the school bell rang

My mind's all ablur

Can't focus on anything

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She said not to stress

All the kid's go through this

She opened my hand

And gave me an Aderall

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And it gives me high

All the time

But not the high

That eases my mind

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When I walk the halls

And somebody calls

I hear their voice

But it all sounds like noise

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My brain's on Aderall

When it keeps me high

All the time

I wanna fly

But my brain's on Aderall

Oh, oh

My brain's on Aderall.

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Moving on, I'm gonna tell you all a funny story to lighten the mood.

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A Mom visits her son, Destiny for dinner who lives with a girl, Anita as a roommate.

During the meal, his Mom couldn't help but notice how pretty Anita was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there's more between him and Anita.

Reading his Mom's thought, his son volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates."

About a week later, Anita came to him saying, "Ever since your mother came for dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose your mother took it, do you?"

Destiny said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure!" He sat down and wrote;

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Dear Mom,

After your visit, the silver plate has been messing. I'm not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house, and I'm not saying that you didn't take it, but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, your Son.

Several days later, he received an email from his Mom which read:

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Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you do sleep with Anita, and I'm not saying that you don't sleep with her, but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.

Love, Mom.

A/N: Funny, right! Yeah I know🤣. That woman is such a Mom! Anyway, I just wanted to share that with you guys. Take care of yourself and have a wonderful day, Toodles!

>>Good day everyone again, I'm always glad to have the opportunity to share my writeup here once again. This is one of many amazing writeups I'm going to be sharing and I'm just elated. I'm Grateful literally and figuratively.

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Hahaha, that's a nice trick the mom did! You nailed it TA! Brilliant! And now I even got a new word to my vocabulary - aderall!

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Wow! This is so interesting. The mother really deviced that means and it worjed for her. She didn't want to interfere between them so trouble won't come out, but she had her ways. Beautiful 👌

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You I had to see where this would end. This is a very creative approach to writing. It was believable.

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