Jokes No 2

Chandu: Doctor, I was bitten by a bee. It hurts. Doctor: I am applying an ointment. Chandu: How to apply? The bees have gone so far! Doctor: Not on the bee, where it bit. Chandu: Oh, you have to go to my garden, down the mango tree. The bee gave the bite there! Doctor: You fool! I'll put it where your body is bitten. Chandu: Oh, he bit his finger on the head. Doctor: Which one? Chandu: I can't say that. There were a lot of bees. Looks the same!