Dear baby,
How are you doing, feeling caged right? Lol, I thought as much; I felt the same way too. Staying locked down isn't funny business, but just keep up.. You will be out soon.
Now listen carefully, I need to reveal some things to you....
Your mummy is doing a lot of good work keeping you safe in her tummy, do show her your own side of benevolence and understanding too when you come out of that womb... Are we clear?.
Been with her has revealed a lot which I will kindly detail for you.
She is very caring and loving too; she can serve you food in the bathroom.. Yeah that's how romantic she can be. But remember this!
She has the most brain resetting slaps. I once got one from her that made me drive to another company and started arguing about how I was the CEO of the company...; everyone there assumed I was mad and called the police.
It was still your mother that bailed me out but not after having a thorough laugh at me.
Secondly, whenever she shouts 'oh my goodness! ,just find a way to get out of the house..I don't need to tell you she still slaps me on my back whenever we are playing hide and seek, just hide and seek ..
Imagine what will happen to you when you refuse to eat food or sleep at night not to talk about you crying in the night when your mum what's to sleep at night...
Hmmm, if she flings you out of the windows, I won't even come down to look for you..
I hope you do co-operate ❤
The article touches my mind. Thank you for sharing