An extremely stingy man went to bathe in the sea and started drowning. He then prayed, 'If I survive, I will feed biryani to 1000 poor people twice a day.' Then a big current came and pushed him to the shore! He then stood up and said, 'Huh! What a biryani! ' Then suddenly another big wave came and swept him away! Then he said, 'Do I mean biryani, chicken or kachchi?