I swear guys

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4 years ago

I swear guys, my abs look just like this. No, really…

But I know what you’re saying, “Wait, Mark, aren’t we supposed to believe in ourselves — you know, just visualize who we want to be and believe it and then it will become true?”

Umm… let’s put it this way, who do you think is more likely to get into a life-threatening car accident: a) someone who thinks they’re an awesome driver but is not, or b) someone who is pretty realistic about their own lack of coordination?

That’s right. The only thing above-average about positive thinking is the likelihood of getting yourself killed in a sixteen car pileup.

The best thing to do here is to simply reserve judgment. Remember my whole spiel before about that compulsive comparison to others? Yeah, this is probably part of it. Who cares how good of a driver you are? Are you in the Indy 500? No. Me neither. So, who cares? Just try not to die the next time you’re on your way to pick up milk.

Because remember, the milk really is all there is.

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The articles is very good

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4 years ago

Well done

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