*To all the girls who fake love just to get money from guys, may your husband not show up on your wedding day.*
Should I give more volume, guys?
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
*When dey say" use what you have to get what you want" it doesn't mean your body my dear you have sense, use it* 👍
I am not dating. So if you're interested in me write an essay of 500 words explaining how u will not waste my time!😃😃😃😃😃
*Ladies, If you want to keep your Man, "Don't always check if he's cheating, check if he is happy."🤞🏾😉🙂😎
Interviewer : Can you handle pressure .🙄
Me : Yes I owe my Landlord Six month rent allowance ,and I still don't care.🤓
*Some girls ehhn...ever since I told this girl that her dress is beautiful..💃.she now wears it everyday*💁😕
*If your wife's head is bigger than yours.. oga you're no longer the head of the 🏠..🏃🏼🏃🏼*
*D most annoying spelling in English is "QUEUE". Instead of just "Q", they choose to stress us.* *what is that long alphabet(ueue) doing there if not just to gossip* 😞😞😞
*Real men don't kneel to propose to a lady, they impregnate you and leave you to decide if you will marry them or not😂😂
Yesterday I stopped in front of some Hotel and I shouted Madam your husband is coming, *come and see ladies, women running out of the Hotel.*
*I'll go again tomorrow.*🤣🤣🤾🏽♂️🤸🏾♀️🤣
*Many are dating, but few are in love. 🚶🏽♀️*
*Did U Know someone is going through your profile pictures everyday and they want to inbox u but afraid 🤔😳😱
*E don happen oo. My village people don dey add hand sanitizer and facemasks to bride price list..🤷♂🤷♂😂😂🤣🤪🤪*
*Some people value their appearance more than there brains, that's why we have so many well dressed idiots that lack manners...👌🏻👌🏻*🤣😂 Bitter Truth don't take it personal
*When you want to charge your phone at a football viewing center and you mistakenly unplug the DSTV cable during penalty shoot out....*
*That is the moment you will remember your mum used to tell you that your phone will kill you one day! 😂😂😂*
*😲😲🤔🤔I wonder why rich people don't fall in church during deliverance😆😆🤣🤣Are Demons meant for only the poor🤔😆*
*DON'T OFFEND THE WOMAN WHO COOKS FOR U, RESPECT HER BECAUSE POISON IS NOT EXPENSIVE*.🤭🤣
*Dear Married men, if you suspect money is always missing from your wallet whenever you are at Home, problem solved...just put a torn Condom in your Wallet. The Thief will confess immediately.*
I hate domestic thieves.
😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😎
*If action speaks louder than words then why do we learn English instead of Kungfu*
*My ex once told me that she can't live without me but guess what the idiot is still alive*
😲😲😲😲
🤦♂🤦♂🤦♂🤦♂
*My roommate stole my bae contacts from my phone and now the idiot is sending love messages to his own sister*😂😂😂😂😂😂
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*Attention Ladies*
*If You Get Pregnant For Any Of Our Members Here, Don't Abort The Baby, It's The Responsibility Of The Admins To Take Care Of The Child, Because It's Them That Brought Us Together Here*
*Those At The Back, Can You Hear Me Or Should I Increase The Volume?*
😂😂✌🏿
Same idiot come to tell me that. my ex is now fresh, cute looks more beautiful.
Pls guys tell me??
If they renovate my primary school,
Does it means that
I should leave university and go back to primary school??
😳😳
kilmanjaro is d highest mountain in africa,i dnt think uh will survive living dia😂🤣
Cheers to us who laugh with people who talk bad about us and they think we don't know✌🏾👊🏽👊🏽
That moment in secondary school when you visit ur friends in the other class and u hear *all of you, kneel down*
🤣🤣👀🤣🤣
*Marry from dis group and get 2bags of rice, 2 big cow, and #200k. Offer last from now till December.😊😊*
*The most painful thing in the world🌍 is to see your Best-Friend dating your Crush..!*😤💔😭
Stop saying true love doesn't exist
Have you dated me?🙄
Lemme scatter you with love 💝
Lemme use love and destroy you🤫
