“Over the past 10,000 years, people have discovered about 100,000 religions based on about 2,500 gods. The only difference between me and a believer is that I am skeptical about 2,500 gods but skeptical about 2,499 gods. We totally agree. "My theory is that all Scottish cuisine is based on boldness." “Wisdom is not invested in fruit salads,” the commission is a time-wasting group. "If evolution really works, why does my mother only have two hands?" The doctor told me that running can add years to my life. I thought he was right. I think I am already 10 years old. "I drink boiling water because I want to whistle." I prefer people who burn flags and wrap themselves in a constitution than people who burn and wrap a constitution. The grass is growing, the birds are flying, the waves are on the sand. I hit people.
