I start my day with a muddy shower ,
Right in the early hour .
And then my owner picks me up ,
And throws me with a bang !
Then comes the time I dread the most
, Ahh ... the practice hour !
And then I get kicked and booted ,
By my own beloved crew .
They shout , cheer and say ' Hurray ' !
Whenever I get kicked into a goal ,
Yes , life as a football is hard .
But I enjoy seeing the red faces of my enemies ,
And hear their sighs and groans .
When I win , I feel the rush of pride ,
I truly know that it's worth ,
All the pain and sorrow .