Today I am my college to you
I will tell 2 interesting facts of life.
Please don't make anyone laugh. And those
Would like to smile,
They please teeth with pepsodent
Cool the table well.
Otherwise the person next to you is in your face
The stench can be annoying!
Fact 01: -
The first test of college life. Testing
The subject is completely new. Statistics 1st
Letter. Class on it
Makes you wander around with a hoax
I have no idea about the subject.
Results, question papers
At the same time whispering,
They started peeking at each other's accounts
Done. So look at the hall
Sirs at once "Hey, what's behind it?
Mayata is your girlfriend
Does it matter? "," Back
Mayata theika front
Mayata is so beautiful! Look ahead! ",
"Once again
Looking back, he took the book and went outside
Koira dimu kailama! "Jatiya Bani Prasab
Began to do. But the pumpkin, the pumpkin.
The situation did not change. Obliged
Sirs are a few
After taking the register honestly
There was a pin drop silence. This
Seeing the situation, the sirs began to say happily,
"How nice it would be to have Eram!"
It's too late to talk, but mobile
It's not too late to play the ringtone. Bersik
(Sorry. Not Bersik, Rasik!) Mobile
It rang out, "Mujhe Shaadi Kargi! Oh
Mujhe Shaadi Kargi! "One sir
He quickly got busy and started shouting,
“Any rude kid rude mobile
Silent or not entering? That
Beakkalera child, I said upright!
If I can catch it, then beadabatar
I forgot the names of the fourteen groups and said Dimu! "
We should have, of course
The ringtone rang on the mobile,
To hand him over. But
Not everyone
I was laughing and eating. Why
You know?
Because
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Then one of the hall sir
"Hello,
Who says? I don't understand! Network
I think it's a problem! "
Becoming!
Fact 02: -
This time the incident is in the 1st year of college
During the annual examination. Facebook all year round
Fall on the textbook for three hours
Went to take the test. The first day
Bangla 1st paper examination. Two to say preparation
Dust for minutes-
Half an hour of throwing up the book in the sand-
It's a hobby five years ago
"Padma river boatman" seen on TV
Excerpts from a movie based on a novel
Remember. With low hopes,
If some help from the neighbors
Available!
When you enter, you start to revise with attention
I did. Raise your head after a while
I was shocked to see! Same! In front of me-
Back, right-left all the girls!
The girl sitting closest said,
"Hey, my preparation is not good.
Help me a little. Please! "Everyone
Requests can be dropped, Magar girls
My heart is like making a request
Not yet! Seat planner in mind
Fourteen rescued
I started shaking my head.
The test started as usual. Good luck, all
Common questions are coming.
I started writing without looking anywhere.
Suddenly I noticed that I did not bring rubber.
As a result, rubber from the girl next door
Had to take.
Suddenly that girl (from whom the rubber
Took) said, "Hey, number 7
(D) Show me the answer to the question! "
I looked at the question, "Kuber
Shali-Dulabhai between Majhi and Kapila
In addition to other relationships that exist,
Analyze it. "!
Those of you who are in college,
They surely know Kuber Majhi R.
Shali-Dulabhai in the middle of Kapila
What is the rest of the relationship!
The books are in Bengali Madam
You will see that one of the devils
The question with a little 18+ in mind
Wrote the answer. So the clear answer
I gave,
- Sorry, don't write.
- You mean writing? Why lie?
- I'm going to lie to you
Why?
- I saw you write and you say
Don't write!
- Honestly, don't write.
- So that marks the question?
- I can't answer this question! At home
Go and memorize!
- Show me your notebook.
- Here it is, sir!
- You're not coming, sir. Sir, far away.
Show me.
- Sister, you're not my sister! This
I am writing the question very negatively!
- Show me the way you write.
- Sister, this is a friend and a girlfriend
Cannot be shown to anyone except.
- I'm not your friend! Please show me.
- It's just for boyfriends.
- Okay. I am your girlfriend! This time
Show me!
- (crying) You are mine
Not girlfriend. You are my sister This
Exclude the question and write another question.
By Allah, show. If not, show it.
- All my questions are written except this one.
Tell me what to show or not to show.
- Sister, see you later?
- No need. Will remember Next
I'll show you in the exam!
Moksham Threat! In the end, the girl insisted
I gave up. The book belongs to the girl
Pushing to the side, sir
I looked at him. Wishing,
The girl read the answer to the question
See how the expression is. In the end
Unable to control the greed, the girl with corner eyes
I looked at. I saw, girl
The face has turned red with shame!
How long is his account, how long is his
The book is in my corner for a long time
Looked at. Suddenly in the middle of it
Became eye contact.
- What are you writing?
- Writing all the books. Before you
I was forbidden to write.
- Stay. Exclude. What else to do! When writing
I'm throwing!
Too late,
It was not too late to run away and submit the book.
I couldn't hold back the smile. Sir
Saw.
- Boy, why are you laughing?
- That's it, sir.
- Tell me why.
Otherwise I will take the book.
- Sir, I remembered a laugh.
- Tell me what laughter is. We all
I will listen.
- Sir, please, I have a lot left to write!
- So why are you laughing without writing? Write!
At the end of writing, the book was submitted
I went out and saw the girl
The rubber was not returned. The girl
I don't even know the name. So
The rubber is carefully placed at home
I brought it. Thousands, someone else
Deposit!
PS: The rubber is mine for a long time
Was in the pocket of the pants. One day mom
I went to wash the pants and got the rubber short
Gave it to my brother!
College was over to see
2 years of life. I will miss him very much
Benchpitano songs, running college
Catch bus or shuttle train, Moore
Doyan's parties. But for newcomers
Good luck.
Very nice