1.Violent quarrel between husband and wife. Face to face, stop talking.
While going to bed at night, the husband remembered the morning flight the next day. Meanwhile, the poor husband cannot get up in the morning. Thinking seven or five, he wrote on a piece of paper, "Call me tomorrow at four o'clock in the morning." The husband pressed the paper to the corner of his wife's pillow and fell asleep.
The next morning at half past eight the husband woke up. Seeing the time, his eyes are wide open. He shouted angrily and went to call his wife and saw a note next to the pillow.
He opened it and saw the words, "It's four o'clock, get up."
2.The newlyweds are traveling by train at night.
Suddenly the electricity of the whole train went off, after a while all the lights came on again ..
Husband: If I had known it would be so dark before, I could have taken advantage of it and kissed many people.
Wife: You don't. So who was it for so long?