Hi Good morning,beautiful Monday morning to you all Imagine having a boyfriend who sense your mood through a conversation. İmagine having a girlfriend who's proud to have you . A boyfriend who tells you the truth even if it hurts . Imagine having a trying girlfriend . Someone who's willing to do anything just to be with you . A girlfriend who encourages you to study and work hard on your academics . Someone who tells you everyday that you're beautiful and take care of…
Who really owns the man WHO REALLY OWNS A MAN? HIS MOTHER OR WIFE? ARGUMENT: {Mother} - My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breasts for 1yr. {Wife} - He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than 5yrs and is still sucking. (Mother} - I carried him for nine months. {Wife} - He was only 3.5kg then, so what's the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now. {Mother} - He passed between my legs with pains. {Wife} - Hahaha, he only passed there once, he stays…
Just say next **Just say next!** **Get used to the idea that there is going to be a lot of rejection along the way to the gold ring ..the secret to success is to not give up.when someone say no...you say "Next"!keep asking..when i left home with my pressure cooker and my special recipes for cooking southern fried chicken...i received over 300 rejections before i found someone to believe in my dreams.. Because I rejected rejections over 300times,there are now over 11,000kfc…
Know your place in peoples life **So they say ,know your place in people life,in your relationship define it don't be a manager to the end of the movie...Cus life ain't a movie..** **Even if you sell long life and prosperity people will still not patronised you ...such is life..why are we hurt by the ones that claimed to have loved us at first.remember those who have faith in us still go astray... And why is it that strangers are more nicer than our so called close…
Happy birthday to my best friend Happy birthday to my best friend who taught me how to play instrumentals and she is a psychologist.her name is jenny..please join me wish jenny happy birthday
Why always us ................. Hi beautiful people ................ W H Y A L W A Y S U S Why did they gave birth to us If this is how to grow at first why not aborted or miscarried Why didn't we die from bird Why do life choose to labour us this way Are we the victims of our circumstances? Other are celebrating in laughter Why our own eyes are filled with tears of transgression When will our prayers be answered Our names are written with the ink of poverty Sadness…
Letter to my future wife Dear Future wife With no iota of pride, I write That I'm not a man of gender inequalities When you're sweeping the floor I will help to mop the floor When you wash our dresses I will assist spreading the clothes When you are cooking I will be Washing the dishes When you're not around I promise to prepare a meal for you Before you will be back from work When you are week I promise to keep the kitchen clean I will marry you as wife Not as a Nanny or…
Facts *Don't feel bad or get upset when you are passing through hard times,cause that moment could be ur best exprience and it will also show you a clear pictures and charater of the kind of people you walking with.*
Yes...Have faith Hi good evening everyone ---Have faith--- Life is yours and struggles also Fight is yours and victory also None can do on behalf of you Your reign is this and can't subdue Stars can be bright stars can be dull All can be your sometimes null But all is yours the flower or the pain Only is yours the lost and the gain Have faith on yourself not on the stars You have to fight and defeat the wars Trust your heart if the seas catch fire Sail your boat as brave not…
Fact about life ~~Live It Anyway~~ Life isn't going to go The way you thought It would. However That doesn't mean, It isn't a good life. Because you have to make The most out of every day; And live it anyway. I didn't change i only see things differently
T **Hi good evening** **If true love was a game** **I guess I just lost** **If true love was a race** **I guess I never won** **If true love was a crime** **I guess am a saint** **If true love was Paradise** **I guess I just left** **My ear twitches** **My eye blinks** **My nose itches** **My mouth breaths** **All for a reason** **What is love?** **My heart speeds for** **Am I not too young?** **To experience this fraud?** **The more I try to truly love** **The pain…
HI friends ....goodevening...love context [love at first sight] Richard oritsejafor is universally recognizable as the polo player with the striking model looks, featured in many of the “Polo at the rangers fc He first saw Delfina in their local Nigerian sport day when they were just teenagers. He knew immediately that he would marry her and decided to pursue her properly. Every night, he would travel for almost 2 hours to see her, after working all day at a ranch. He would…
Love at first sight *HI friends ....goodevening...love context [love at first sight]* *Richard oritsejafor is universally recognizable as the polo player with the striking model looks, featured in many of the “Polo at the rangers fc* *He first saw Delfina in their local Nigerian sport day when they were just teenagers. He knew immediately that he would marry her and decided to pursue her properly.* *Every night, he would travel for almost 2 hours to see her, after working…
Very funny,,,,please I want to swallow my pride but I don't know which soup to use help me please any body with an idea
Hi good evening HOW WELL CAN YOU GUESS? Hi everyone, it's a wonderful Monday night.. It's been a long time we played games on my blog and I miss it so much. I hope you do too. Tonight I want us to play a game titled, "Two truths and a lie" It is just like the name suggests. You make three statements. Two out of those three will be the truth and one would be a lie. Others will have fun guessing the lie. Well, that's if they are interested. In playing this game, don't let your…
Hi good evening HOW WELL CAN YOU GUESS? Hi everyone, it's a wonderful Monday night.. It's been a long time we played games on my blog and I miss it so much. I hope you do too. Tonight I want us to play a game titled, "Two truths and a lie" It is just like the name suggests. You make three statements. Two out of those three will be the truth and one would be a lie. Others will have fun guessing the lie. Well, that's if they are interested. In playing this game, don't let your…
*First Impression *First Impression!!* *In any relationship it stands out to matter most* *The translation produced when your eyes and mind toast* *It paints every sphere or phenomenun of life in a way* *The glossy kind of approach never to fade away* *It totally determines the strength and style of the foundation of a relationship* *One must always curtail the effectiveness of its venom and how far it can go* *If one don't carefully drill, if one don't wait patiently and…
Back pain Hi friends Everyone who experiences back pain has a unique story and various triggers that causes it. Not all back pain is alike and there's no single treatment that works for everyone. As a nurse, one of the shift I dislike most is night shift. Losing the comfort of my bed, walking and working through the night is worrisome (especially a busy night shift). After a long while of doing night shift, I was placed on night in a labour ward. Anyone conversant with labor…
world we live in The World we live in is nothing but market. Where all souls hikes concurrently to ordain its needs. Where moods wishes to supply its wills but always forget its casket. But always demands for only palatable goods to suits its feeds. The world we live in nothing but a workshop. We are all workers, builders, moulders,be not misers. Life is work, work is life, be hard working without stop. O human beings let your sweat be tranquillizer. The world we live in is…
LET'S TALK ABOUT BREAKFAST! we were created in such a way that it knows the right time to eat. We have different times of the day when our appetites peaks and when it is the lowest. For me, my hunger pangs are high mostly in the evening ,However, there are some mornings I wake up feeling very ravenous just like this morning. Some people say this happens when you eat a lot before going to bed or when you eat late but I would think that eating very little dinner or skipping…
314 WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SNACK? The three major meals of the day are breakfast, dinner and lunch and we know that breakfast is the most important and dinner should be eaten in small quantities but then there is another type of food we take in between meals that we call snacks. Snacks are supposed to be eaten in between meals but some people have made snacks their main meal. They eat snacks morning, afternoon and evening and then complain that their waistline is becoming too…
Gone are those days Gone are those days Gone are the days, When we stone lizard on the wall. When we played rubber on the floor. That we rolled tyres on the street. We turned school tables into beat. Gone are the days, When we bath naked in the rain. We joyfully screamed seeing a train. When we bid flying plane To greet our precious Gone are the days, When I bath naked outside, And sees her, then run to hide. When I pretend to be sick Just to avoid papa's beating, Because I…
Funny Make 500k with just 50k within Two days No Referral.... It requires no stress All you Have to do is send me this below Your name Date of Birth Full Address Phone Number Next of Kin and Passport So That i can forward it to the police because you are a Thief
Funny ANTHEM!!! Arise 0 kitchen pots We children want to eat Prepare us rice and stew And help us fry plantain The meat on top must not be small And make sure it's so sweet And add maggi and salt Some curry, thyme and nutmeg We can't wait to eat KITCHEN PLEDGE!!! I pledge to my kitchen, my best place To be cooking, boiling and frying To serve my stomach the best of meals To defend the meat and fishes And uphold our spices and aroma So help me pot.
Funny 1.Some females are so afraid of killing cockroaches but they already did 5 abortion. Sister, I don't understand what you're scared of. 2.A TEACHER'S LETTER TO A PARENT: ''Dear parent, your son, doesn't smell nice in school. Kindly encourage him to take his bath'' PARENT REPLIES: ''Dear teacher,my son is not a rose flower. Don't smell him, just teach! Thank you'' 3.That moment you’re listening to a song through your earphones and singing along with the musician,…
R Bang! Bang! Windows shutting, Doors slamming everywhere. The streets empty like vacuum, The roads as dark as night, Curtains drawn so tight. The wind is howling... The tune of danger and death, slowly playing No one is outside... they wouldn't dare. They all are afraid of combating a problem they created, Afraid of being a victim of their own evil I tell you, you brought this upon yourself, You neglected God, and allowed yourself to be manipulated by the devil And now your…
I am greater MY lyricism is greater than any political system liberalism, I take all in the criticism and cynicism then belittle the people that speak of individualism, before I use witticism to laugh at despicable BLM protests against British symbolism, I'm greater than David and Goliath its battle for superiority, even my supernatural strength is a island of posteriority, that is factual I am a minority, cause I am a temple of tactful strong men, I am the majority, but my…
Can boyfriend and girlfriend sleep in the same room without having sence?
Thoughts He said, about time but i said not yet. He said just now but i said a bit later. He said this instant but i said just in a moment. He said a second will do but i said just a minute. He said today, but i said tomorrow. He said yesterday but i said today. But yesterday he said tomorrow, i said do it now already. He said the darkness is always here but i said there's always light in it. He said there's nothing, but i said look well, there's always something hidden in…
Blind date is somebody who is blind 😁either naturally blind or maybe blind that cannot see something that is over here ,shey I know book
To boys like us To boys like us Our past a bunch of rotten tomatoes Poverty was written in our skin We bear sadness in our bone And sorrows was in our breath To boys like us Whose life was unfair to us Our clothes are coat of no colour Songs of sorrow was our slogan It was in our dream we eat first To boys like us That life was unfair to us The world was against us Death was our wish Even our blood wrestled against our flesh To boys like us Visitors of sorrow came And raped…
My thoughts a heart full of purity is a fine instrument to be honest, though a young promising mind is a empty pocket, if the mind is filled with insecurity our behaviour turns toxic, that it go's into apocalyptic state of psychosis, our psychotic nature is like a nostalgic mixture of alcoholics and narcotics, we become in our behaviour antagonistic, if society is no longer seen for us economic, in fact we feel no longer compatible, so we act irrational, then attack each…
My fall, my rise This stench of evil is fast gripping me, Every morning these trials on me be. I am a god in my territory; I create what kills the soul and body, Then later I suffer consequences. I die everyday, to rise everyday, Falling as much as I advance ages. Every fall I take, I always rise twice, For the birth of me was but less an ounce. I handle life, death, and as much can bounce; For the birth of me was but less an ounce. I take pride, not in what I say or do, But…
the infinite heat of kiss" Holding you in my arms and kissing your chin gently for the first time still reminds me of the heat that shook me off, Do u remember ‘O' Beauty of the North? Do you sometimes take a look at the signs on your body? Do you still used to touch the scratches of my nails? Do u still feel the Adrenaline rush by going through your neck where my lips left the unseen signs of chaos? ‘O’ beauty of the north, don’t you remember our first night together? Early…
Hilarious Stingy boyfriend will be like Baby this ur hair is still shining oooo Since last month I love that your hair stylist she can plait hair oooo Something is seriously missing in Nigeria wen last did u see butterfly even Benji Some girls after make up their face Will look like a project that govt has forgotten since Goat head is now 4000 naira?And I ask, What is inside the head of a goat apart from stubbornness? But why do you girls make videos saying nothing? Just…
Not my final bus stop This is not my bus-stop Even though my dad as the bishop Rots in prison, for with little children, he was too free. This can't be my bus-stop For after being raped since I was five, I moved on This is not my bus-stop Even now that my education has been put to a stop By a Bishop who loves what lies under children's pants. This can never be my bus-stop For dawn cannot be put to a stop How will this be my bus-stop When the air cannot stop it's business?…
Hilarious Break up can really damage your health. I remember the time my babe break up with me while I was on my way to pick my nephew in Pre-school, I came home with a wrong child
How I made 5000dollars on drawings I started with just a paper and a pen in drawing nice art works to earn a living ,I love being creative especially my skills on imaginary drawings.... However theres more to art than just drawing it takes alot time ,focus ,imagination ,calculation, commitment and funds too. Art goes in with an inspiring song ,so to say music being played while drawing..I made a very beautiful drawing and everyone who saw it loved it ,I had many offers ,its…
▶ I NEED YOU Why should my heart remain lonely? Why should I live broken? Why should my soul suffer in this way? Quench the thirst of my soul with thy touch. Intoxicate me with the sweet smell of thy skin. Write your name on the pages of my heart. And sweetheart, drown me in the pool of thy love....thanks for reading
Its a beautiful Monday morning.. Pls what's that one thing you can't share with you spouse... As for me,I can't share my bank account. Comments please......I hope you like my post
Love: Hi Love is a beautiful thing,when you are in love you often look younger and happy but when you are not you suffer from state of depression and anger....true love is full and pains too...its never a bed of roses,something ,I mean some important thing must be missing... Money;has been the most important factor when in a relationship, most girls simply define it as care....but is that it....? Trust;everyone try to save their relationship undermining the fact that there's…
situation ship in Relationship Hi ...this is why I hate distance relationship it really involves situations as well as issues that breeds insecurities These has really been the chorus Baby have you eaten?yes/No Baby I don't have airtime I could have called you.I missed you. Baby I wished you were here...pls get something to eat don't starv our unborn babies...lols Funny.... You will also here this Baby do you have light? Oga sir !Are you a power holding worker...lols.. I…
Love suffers Hi I posted this funny post on how love suffer from conception to breathing... Often at times we suffer from loving someone,we suffer from being maltreated whatever worst way....after her father had saved her by donating one of his kidney ,she later died ,committed suicide for her boyfriend... Funny though but it happens all the time... love comes but ones we should always respect those that show us true love... Sex is not a guaranteed to prove true love for…
I'm lost Hi beautiful people I wrote this poem in a way of expression... I'm Lost I feel like I'm dying looking all around me all I see is destruction and death. I want to die, I get a knife I put it to my skin all I want to do is see I can feel. I look up and... your there. I see if I can tell what your thinking, all I can see is concern and sadness. I put down the knife, and run into your arms to cry. I say "I'm lost," that's all I can say. You say, "Your safe now. I can…
NOTHING IS PERMANENT “Nothing in the world is permanent, and we’re foolish when we ask anything to last, but surely we’re still more foolish not to take delight in it while we have it.” What do you know is not going to last that you should be appreciating more? How many things can you list? What on the list stands out to you as deserving more appreciation from you in the near future? What can you do to appreciate it more?.... thanks
Life Is Worth Living Sometimes the days goes by And turns into years But the mind ponders backwards Trying to search, find and analyze The moment of glory, joy and anguish The ecstasy at its unreachable destination storming and swaying here and there The heart overtaking the mind And being in its own bliss The ever-growing passion of want Makes itself the king of existence Life still a merry to live and relish....Pls do live your life with a purpose because we only live…
My world Heaven is where I wish to be, But hell is where I remain. Peace is what I seek, But war infects my world. Light is what I wish to see, But darkness trapped me in the blindness of the night. Joy is what I wish to experience, But toil is what I endure. Love is what I wish to feel, But lust had my eyes fooled. Freedom is what I dream of, But addiction has me locked down. Equality is what I hope for, But men discriminate me from every angle. Perfection is what I aim…
love context Its not just how far but how well,I see many persons rushing into relationship these days all because they feel they are missing out from the fun of it or they are quiet lonely... We better get real, the wonderful fantasy its all about fallacies We get caught up in how fast we happened... My advise... Try to build friendship before you call it a relationship .in Africa we are so eager to rush in and rush out and place them blames on something or the other..how…
Failure **Failure! One word that startles and terrifies a lot of individuals.** **No one wants to be associated with failure in any way or form.** **Don't be deceived by yourself, life is like a ladder, you have to mount on different rungs to get the peak.** **There's always a tendency of falling or slipping off due to inexperience because the journey to success is like embarking on an unknown physical but mind known location.** **That means that the destination is only…
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? Img When it comes to food, we all have what we love and we all have preferences. What I like isn't what you might like and same goes for others as well. Some people's fav food can be swallow while yours can be junks or even fruits or vegetables, yeah it's very possible. Sometimes I think I don't have a favorite food, but there's this particular delicacy I can't say NO to, I never knew how much I liked it till I ate it in the morning for 5 days…
True Love! Love! The word which caries many meaning with itself. Loving a woman is not only mean hugging and kissing her. Loving your girl brings responsibility of caring her whole life. Loving her does not only mean shopping and dinner outside. Loving her makes you trust her and with your love and care make her to trust you. Love is another name of promise of loyalty, sincerity, and caring each other till last breaths
The jailed jailer Ebutu staggered as he tried to make his way home. The shrill, discordant tune of his voice shot through the dark night as he sang while carrying his fidgety steps. His wife and five children had gone to bed after a clumsy dinner of fried fish and garri tonight again. They were tired of waiting and hoping on their irresponsible head of the family to bring home something worthwhile for dinner. Even though Ebutu worked as a Chief Inspector of Prisons in the…
Don't live above your level spend wisely If you desire success you have to discipline your appetite and desire to drink, you must learn not to live above your level because this is what draws a person background. Many people who should have been rich have flushed down their capital for business just to satisfy themselves on a table of food and drinks. Don't spend unnecessarily on anything. Like the words says "cut your coat according to your size" you can't live lavishly…
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