@Richiewest01 24 September 2020

Funny

1.Some females are so afraid of killing cockroaches but they already did 5 abortion. Sister, I don't understand what you're scared of.  2.A TEACHER'S LETTER TO A PARENT: ''Dear parent, your son, doesn't smell nice in school. Kindly encourage him to take his bath'' PARENT REPLIES: ''Dear teacher,my son is not a rose flower. Don't smell him, just teach! Thank you'' 3.That moment you’re listening to a song through your earphones and singing along with the musician, thinking u have the most beautiful voice in the whole world Only to remove the earphone and realise u sound like a Frog Shift let me faint   4.A boy watched their hen being mounted by 5 cocks same day,at the end of the day the hen was served as dinner. The boy pushed his plate away and said”I’d rather sleep hungry than eat this prostitute… 6.In Nigeria movies, the poor boys always meet a rich man's daughter by the road side and repair her car and they later fall in love. I have been standing by the road side now and no car wan spoil. Mtcheeeeeeww 7.Most of the guys that says they don't date fat girls have fat mothers. Can't you be humble like your dad 8. It's better to sit in a bar thinking about God than to sit in a church thinking about 9.When you see a poor man eating chicken, he is either sick or the chicken was sick  10.I like Nigeria Universities, their ID cards come wit Rope, just Incase u are tired of life.. u knw wat to do next