Did you fart? Because you blew me away...
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!
Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
You’re so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan…
Was your father an alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!