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1 year ago

Did you fart? Because you blew me away...

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!

Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!

Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.

I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

You’re so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan…

Was your father an alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

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