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1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 times and still not know what time it is 2. Bad decisions make good stories 3. How the hell do you fold a fitted sheet? 4. Google maps should have an "Avoid ghetto" routing option 5. Map Quest should start at #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighbourhood. 6. I take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 7. Shirts get dirty. Underwear get dirty. Pants? They don't and you can wear them forever. 8. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument you realize you're wrong.