The MegaMillions lottery which is a multi-state lottery in the United…

@Porwest 8 January 2023 more from that month

The MegaMillions lottery which is a multi-state lottery in the United States is worth $1.1 billion. It's only $2 a ticket and I have no chance of winning. But you better believe I still have a ticket in my hands.

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7 comments

@Coolmidwestguy 8 January 2023

Haha most do here
@Sydney2OnNoiseApp 8 January 2023

If you know some legitimate psychic people, maybe they could help you win..
- @Porwest 8 January 2023
  
  That would be the problem. Finding a legitimate psychic. lol Besides, if they were psychic, they'd already have the winning ticket.
@Scarred4Lyfe 8 January 2023

Maybe you should just start working for the Illinois legislature, those bastards just voted themselves a raise of damn near $1000 per month ($11,655.00 per year pay increase).
- @Porwest 8 January 2023
  
  It is the one piece of legislation that never requires days, weeks, and months of debate.
@PanteraOnNoiseApp 16 January 2023

The mega millions winner is always the same! The IRS!
- @Porwest 26 January 2023
  
  Maybe so, but the actual winner still gets a windfall. lol