@Paganprincess
Him: 'Everybody's taken over by technology.' Me: 'Says the man with an iPhone, a Macbook, an apple watch, 2 TVs and 5 game systems.'
@Paganprincess
Joined 5 September 2020 · 355 posts
My mind goes a mile a minute. I'm always thinking random thoughts or looking for inspiration for new stories/poems or other short pieces that may or my not be…
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I just got attacked by a bookmark Apparently reading can be hazardous
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I'm never going to be the person people want me to be but it's ok. I've made my peace with that.
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If you have someone who loves you and goes out of their way for you, cherish them. Love isn't a given in this life. It's a privilege.
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Me: *Tells my husband something multiple times over the course of a few days* Me: *Reminding him the day of* Him: 'Why didn't you tell me?' Me: 'I did.' Him: 'No you didn't.' Me: 'Oh. I guess it must have been my other husband.'
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My friend: 'Why do women need such big purses?' Me: 'Because 90% of our clothing doesn't have pockets!'
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Dinner last night baked pizza casserole. It was a hit. 😋
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Last night: Me: I'm going to eat the leftover chinese food for lunch tomorrow.' Him: 'Ok.' *Later* Me: 'I'm going to have the chinese food for lunch tomorrow.' Him: '.....' Him: *Half hour later comes in eating leftover chinese food* 'You didn't have plans for this, did you?' Me: *Annoyed and him oblivious* 'No. Not at all.'
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Some people would say she's just a rat but that's because they didn't know her. Some people couldn't get past her being a rat and that's their loss. She was my sweetheart. She was always happy to see people and the only thing you ever had to worry about was how many kisses she would give you. Her absence has left a hole in my heart and my life. Rest in Peace Naomi 💔
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Me: *Puts water in microwave noodle bowl to fill line and puts noodles in microwave* Me: *pulls noodles out to find them still uncooked and no water in container* 'Tara? Did you see me put water in the noodles?' Tara: 'Yeah. Why?' Me: 'Because there's no water and the noodles are still rock hard.' Tara: 'I saw you add water.' Me: Well, at least I know I'm not crazy.'
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Me: *Reading a stupid tweet* 'Why don't they put pedals on wheelchairs so when your arms get tired you can pedal to go?' Tara: 'Because then your legs would get tired!' Me: '.... Tara come here please.' Tara: *Wanders out* Me: 'Can you think about what you just said? Why do some people need wheelchairs?' Tara: 'Because they're disabled?' Me: *Staring and waiting for it to click* Tara: *Realizing what she said and laughing* 'I'm an idiot.'
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Robert Frost
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Truth
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They say curiosity killed the cat and I might regret this but I have to ask... how old do I look? Not the best picture mind you since it was quick. Also no make-up or editing. 100% me.
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Me: *Flinging 2 necklaces around to untangle them* Husband: 'What are you doing?' Me: 'I'm untangling them.' Husband: 'Doing that isn't going to work.' Me: 'Done' *Holds them up for him to see* Husband: 'I'll shut up now.'
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My husbands friend to my husband:'How much does it cost for her to get her hair done like that?' Me: 'What do you mean?' Friend: 'How much are the extensions?' Me: *Looking confused* 'I don't have extensions.' Friend: *Looking shocked* 'That's your real hair?!' Me: 'Yeah.' Friend: 'Holy sh*t! It's so long I thought it was fake!' Me: '....'
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I am trying to do three different things at once and then get told the animals need to be fed. I have spent all day cooking, helping my daughter and scrubbing the apartment. There are 2 other people in this house only one of the animals is mine and yet somehow, I end up the only one taking care of all 3 of them. Forgive me if I'm a little annoyed. 😡
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Me *texting a friend* 'I am refusing to look outside right now. Which is difficult because the door is ooen.' Me: *Noticing my mistake* 'Ooen' Me: 'OMG I give up 😆' Clearly texting is not my strong suit today.
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Seriously. F*ck you weather. It's April, I do not want the snow. I don't even want it in winter. 😩
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Rice bowl 🍚 with veggies and caramelized ground pork for dinner tonite 😋
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Wake up to snow... 😫
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Yes. 💖
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As a Scorpio ♏ I'm okay with this. He'd probably sing the whole thing by himself so I wouldn't have to worry 😆
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Tara from her room: 'It made me happier than I was before.' *Screams loudly due to a spider🕷* Me: 'Well that was short lived.'
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Sometimes you need to get out of your own head and just let go.
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How my day is going: Got up and hopped on the treadmill for 45 minutes then got in the shower🚿. After washing my hair, I tried to close the shampoo bottle and fumbled it into my other hand. From there, I somehow managed to not only fumble it again but toss it right out of the shower where it bounced off the wall and slid across the room. Oops 😆
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I want to grow my own food.... What's the best way to plant bacon?
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So government has classed clothing as a non essential. Does that mean no more 'No shirt, No shoes, No service' is obsolete now?