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@Paganprincess in March 2021

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Me: *Ranting* 'Yesterday they said they would do it tomorrow, but today is the tomorrow of yesterday.' My husband: *staring at me* 'Are you ok?' Me: ' No but that sentence was technically correct.'

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Tara *yelling at her computer*: 'Quotient! Not lotion!'

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When it's 9:45pm your package has not even shipped and amazon INSISTS it will be delivered by 10pm today. Unless you have figured out teleportation, you need to check your sh*t

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Sometimes you just need a simple ham sandwich for lunch. 😋

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John: *referring to the sign on the gates about keeping their residents safe* 'I still can't believe they put that COVID sign on the cemetery.' Me: 'I know.' John: 'Guess they have to be six feet apart.' Me: 'They're already six feet under. Does that count?' John: ....'That was morbid' Me: 'Yeah. Didn't mean for that. Oops.'

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Let me make something clear, there is a HUGE difference between saying someone is innocent of something specific and saying they are innocent of any wrongdoing.

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Please read the whole thing BEFORE getting angry and attacking me. So many times I have seen and heard comments the past few months. Comments like 'Stay out of it. You're white.' 'White people don't deal with racism.' ect. I am not belittling what people go through but this whole stigma that it doesn't happen to white people isn't true. It happens to EVERY race. I am not saying 'Poor me.' please, don't get me wrong. Racism is wrong no matter who is doing it or who it's…

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Her: 'Why are you still here I already dealt with you?' Me: *thinking* Obviously not very well since I'm still here.

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Anybody else being reminded of the French Revolution with what's been going on recently?

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Apologies are difficult for some people. It may be because even when some own up to a mistake and apologize, there's always someone to laugh at them... Just a thought.

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There's a difference between preference and prejudice. Prejudice: preconceived opinion that is not based on reason or actual experience. Preference: a greater liking for one alternative over another or others. Just because I prefer oranges to apples doesn't mean I'm prejudice against apples.

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Fairy Tale Lies Fairy tales are all about damsels in distress waiting for 'prince charming' to save them. My story was no different but it was so twisted from the truth. I was in distress but I wasn't about to wait around for a man to rescue me and there sure as hell was no prince charming. There was also no evil stepmother. My mother didn't die and neither did my father. They just weren't together anymore. I think it was easier for him to act like she was dead than to admit…

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Lee says he was immediately 'caught off guard' by how sexualized Lola was on screen. "This is 2021," says Lee. "It's important to reflect the authenticity of strong, capable female characters." I get it but, can't a woman be strong, capable and still feminine looking?

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I took this picture last year. The cemetery is believed to be haunted.

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Gotta love when it says credit or debit but it's really only credit...

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Imagination- when reality gets too stupid to live in. Sarah J Pepper

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Me: *Has painful loud hiccups* Me: *Going a full minute with no hiccups* 'I think I'm done.' Me: *Hiccups* 'Dammit!' My husband: 'Spoke too soon.'

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Conversations with Tech Support Me: *Having internet issues constantly and explaining it to the company again* 'I've already done all the troubleshooting. Modem has been reset and I checked all the connections. Last time I had this problem it was the outside line.' Them: *Totally ignoring what I said about the line* 'How far are you from the modem?' Me: 'Maybe 4 feet.' Them: 'Can you check if the Power, WAN, Internet and wifi are color blue or red on your modem?' Me:…

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Me: *Talking to my internet company through online chat about connection issues* Them: 'So are you connected to the internet right now?' Me: 'Yes' *eyeroll* *Thinking* If I wasn't, could I talk to you online on my laptop?

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Him: 'Can you call and make sure they're open?' Me: 'Sure. It has to wait though. I'm trying to get the soap.' Him: 'How hard is it to get soap?' Me: 'Ask the towels that attacked my face.'

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My daughter: 'momma you smell good.' Me: 'Thank you...?' Her: *sniffs me again* 'What is it?' Me: 'Bite me.' Her: *pouts* That is actually what the scent is called.

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I use the BCH I earn to get amazon gift cards which I then use to get things for my daughter and husband or to help out with other things. ie: pantry staples and non perishables. What do you guys use it for? if, you don't mind me asking.

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Tired of listening to people bash on the Royal family for cutting Harry and Meghan off financially and taking their security. 1. Why would you pay someone for a job they quit? 2. Members of the royal family do not ALL have security or are expected to pay for themselves. Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie also do not have security. And reportedly Anne and Edward only receive security when they are working. Not off days. Why should you get the perks of a job you are no…

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Landlord complains about me slamming a door because the baby is sleeping. The door only got slammed because it got away from me because my hands were full. Still, I could understand it. Then she proceeds to slam the door while leaving. All my understanding of her b*tching has gone out the window. This may not be the most mature response but, shove it.

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The Hunter and The Prey The two companions watched the woman with interest from the shadows. Isabella had been watching her for the last few nights. It had taken her some time to track the brunette down again after she'd run off. She had intended to make herself known to Victoria but that was before. For now, she was content to observe with her long time friend as the brunette pulled the man into a passionate embrace. 'You can't expect me to believe that's really her.' Henry…

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Me: *gesturing to the tapestry on the wall behind the bed.* 'Why is this so messed up?' John: 'It's your side.' Me: 'Well that makes sense then.'

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The fact that this needs to be said is sad. If you do not have a v@gina, you do not get to tell anyone who does what to do with it. You do not get to judge how what someone who does chooses to do to take care of it. You get no say in which personal/feminine products they use for their OWN PERSONAL use and health. Just because you're bitter that you've never seen one because no female can stand to be around you does not give you the right to act like you own it. And if you're…

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Don't waste time or mental energy on something you won't do.

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Thank you for reporting that I was at the mall the other day. Would you also like to know how many bras I bought as well as their colour and size so you can tell people who's business it isn't?

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I didn't realize that many people have no idea what these are actually for. These cages are called Mortsafes and they were used to protect bodies from body snatchers. It was very common for people to steal bodies and sell them off due to poverty.

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Me: Alexa, read me my notifications please. Alexa: 'One new notification. A touch of darkness has arrived.'

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So there's a guy who for several months has been argumentative and insulting to me. Now, all of a sudden he's flirting with me. 1. I'm married and make no secret of it. 2. I know that strategy and if I was single, it wouldn't work. Making me feel bad about myself (or trying to) is NOT the way to my heart.

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Quick salad I whipped up for lunch. Tomatoes, mushrooms, chicken, a sprinkle of cheese and a little bit of dressing. 💖

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The thing going around with people (both men and women which is highly disturbing) saying if a woman doesn't wash inside her 😺 it stinks, you may just want to come out and admit you know nothing about basic female hygiene. Google is your friend use it or shut up. 👋

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Watching tiktok and a video says 'Alexa' My Alexa: *Goes off and telling me the definition of average then keeps rattling things off.* Me: 'Alexa, cancel.' Alexa: *Keeps going* Me: 'Alexa, stop.' Alexa: *ignores me* Me: 'Alexa, Shut Up!' Alexa: *stops*

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Me: *Watching Tara go around in circles* 'Are you okay?' Tara: 'Maybe. Probably not though.'

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\\-'h h qdsl[\[4122222222'=''=m x111111111111111111111111111112s2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222z This has been a message from my rat Naomi who decided to run on my keyboard.

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Them: 'I didn't know there were white people here.' Me: 'I'm here. Last time I checked I was white.' Them: 'I never asked sir.' Me: 'You know, I haven't met one in a while but I've been meaning to ask, is it hard being a troll?'

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Me: 'Don't make plans for me without future mes permission.'

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Woke up this morning to find my husbands car battery dead so I had to call a friend to drive him to work. Then had to go downtown to put money in the bank and almost got run over. Then went with my mother in law to pick my husband up from work and made a stop where we almost got run over. Then I had to break up a fight involving the same guy who almost ran us over because he got out of the car and started coming at us. How was everyone elses day?

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2 days of stress and today I wake up with a migraine. 😓