Saturday Sarcasm #31 - Bulls, Bears, Cats, Dogs, Parrots and Shrimps

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#Club1BCH

7 months ago

Topics: Memes, Bitcoin, Sarcasm, Meme, Cryptocurrency, ...

Been a while since the last dose of weekend sarcasm, and I could blame the summer break for this! I could say that it's hard to find time for memes and stuff when your youngsters are not at school, or I could say that I had a bad signal all those weeks in Bahamas.

However, the truth is that PVM has his eyes on the prize and some topics will always be prioritized. My apologies for the lack of sarcasm, and hopefully this episode will make you forget about the time I was OOO! Today we gonna laugh about animals, some IRL stuff and even non-fungible furry frens'

(FYI that's Out Of Office and not an Optimistic Optimistic Oracle!)

The reality is that life is always ready to punch us in the face! Life is not a bull, not a bear, not a shrimp or a whale... life is the apex predator! Do you remember the time when you wanted to be an adult and have your own money? How did that worked?

I shared some alpha at the start of the summer, telling everyone about the ZKitty NFTs! The 2333 WL sold out and the floor price is rising. Say Hello to the Automated Airdrop Farming Service for all holders! No more solo efforts and time consuming tasks, hold and earn rewards! The NFT Staking Pool will be system that will bring rewards. The treasury funds will be used to farm airdrops privately on your behalf and when an airdrop lands the NFT holders receive 80% of all rewards.

Happy I have an astronaut ZKitty, as this is the iconic look we've been used before the minting. I like the zombie cat but not as much as the GM meh Kitty! Have you heard? Shibas are coming. I adopted six feline frens' and looking forward to some Zdogs! Here's what's planned for Q3:

🌟 Brand new ZKittyDAO website

🌟 New Whitepaper with tokenomics 1.1

🌟 Bot UX Screens

🌟 Bot Release Date (week 3 of August)

🌟 ZKitty_DAO NFT stealth launch

🌟 Shiba NFT artwork and sneak peek GIFs

🌟 KOL campaigns, AMAs, giveaways, new Zealy sprints

Want another alpha? zkDevils will be another project with great utility. Can't give to much spoilers but I can tell you this spooky project will soon-ish be launched on a layer2 near you. Zealy quests with a fan gamification already planned, rewards and whitelist spots for frens' for sure, and all the good vibes for and from superumans!

Back to out daily routine and the joy of having the kids off school! How you coping with that? Do you have the time to relax, can you remember the last time you Netflix & chill? I can honestly say that I don't know how others can be so organized! I see families in the park, with everything packed for a 7 days apocalypse and I hardly manage to throw a bottle of juice and a pack of crisps in a bag before going out. EVERY FAMILY HAS THAT ONE KID!

Maybe the weather is that variable that gives people an extra boost? I love the British summer and all those heatwaves. Usually summer comes on a Thursday, close to 1PM... and ends on Friday! It's nice to talk about the weather... but were are those Bulls, Bears, Cats, Dogs, Parrots and Shrimps?

Here we go again with crypto related animals! We all know about bulls and bears, shrimps and bears... but what about parrots, pandas and other zoo-related beasts? You can find all of them in the Metaverse, and the Bored Apes where just the beginning!

You know where else you can find a lot of animals? On my barbeque! Cooking has always been on of my favorite ways to relax, and grilling meat on the BBQ is the Bitcoin of cooking. You know already that bacon is the answer to every dilemma!

You want a pet but you don't have time to take care of it? Generate one with AI and enjoy the power of blockchain solutions. OpenFabric AI is a planetary-scale network for building and connecting decentralized AI applications that wants to create the foundation for AI Web3 applications.

The mission is to harness the power of blockchain, advanced cryptography, and novel infrastructure to innovate the Metaverse. You probably noticed that I simplified my work by using AI generated images and thumbnails! Now I want you to meet Fang, my playful AI puppy!

Are you a cat person or you prefer dogs? I once brought a stray dog at home, so I can say I had a puppy for few hours. My dad told me to take it back, as dogs are not happy locked in an apartment. Not sure my old man cared too much about the dog's happiness or the true reason was that the animal was smelly, flee infested and full of ticks!

However, cats are not as grateful as dogs. You will psss psss a street cat and you will be ignored. Try that with stray dogs and they instantly become your faithful companions!

What about bears? Did you enjoy the perpetual bear market that started in 2022? Do you know that there are several bears that live in real life? Most of them are deadly!

The polar bear is the bringer of end times! The deathbringer can run faster than you, can swim faster then you ... and will hunt you down and eat you. Panda bears are cute and fluffy, with excellent cuddling potential! #

Not the same can be said about the Grizzly Bears. The giant hairy meatsack of pure rage and adrenaline can kill you in 341 ways. Black bears are less lethal, but will still chase you up. We are all afraid of the crypto bear, but the true devil is the koala bear! This STD machine grunts like a demon and will rip your eyes out!

What else is scary? The devilish creature called rooster (aka the cock!), that flightless bird that keeps waking everyone early in the morning. Are there any cocks in the Cryptoverse? Probably some hyped NFT collection that turned into a rugpull!

Don't want to bring bad vibes... but this is a pub you should visit! The Bear has free wifi, helping crypto bros without internet to check how much Bitcoin dipped in the last hour. You are welcome to The Bear... where all the candles are red!

I am more of a single malt guy, so real ales doesn't sound appealing. However, free $POOL Wednesday sounds great for me and my PoolTogether poolers. They will even make tables for the $POOL holders, and their Pooly companions.

Dog friendly is good as well, as you can bring your faithful old friend for a full English breakfast. They could be even more dog friendly if they would accept Doge and Shiba as payment methods. They don't! I asked!

If you want to forget about the crypto winter and get ready for the bull run... enjoy a pint at The Bull and watch the charts go green again! Not sure if you noticed, but The Bear had no green hanging at the entrance. The Bull has plenty of positivity, and you can even touch some grass!