Sarcasm Wednesday #32 - Adulthood Is The Balance Between Working Hard For Money And Paying Bills!

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#Club1BCH

11 months ago

In community: Filipino Readers(42bb)

Topics: Cryptocurrency, Memes, NFT, Writing, Blogging, ...

Yes crypto bros... hear me out! Adulthood Is The Balance Between Working Hard For Money And Using Them To Pay Bills! Looking for a well paid job? Facebook is now hiring!

No need to apply... they have all your details!

Do you remember the good old days? When we were out of this cycle of hatred and routine... do you remember when you where worries free? Seems like a long time ago... because today's world spins 10x faster then it was few years ago. Work, bills, tasks, crypto, airdrop, writing, work again... more bills! WTF is happening?

I remember silly me when I was 12 years old and was waiting to grow up and get a job! The dream of independence... and shit loads of money! This dream came with shackles!

The reality is that life is always ready to punch us in the face! Life is not a bull, not a bear, not a shrimp or a whale... life is the apex predator! Do you remember the time when you wanted to be an adult and have your own money? How did that worked?

Are you working hard to go big on crypto? How's that plan working? You're not unemployed... you're full time web3!

Here I am again... writing sarcasm to amuse you! Is writing paying the bills? Never did ... never will! I am just writing as a hobby, sharing my crypto journey and trying to get some tokens along the way!

I published at least one article since 2nd of March 2021 and this is one of my top achievements. On top of that... I met a bunch of wonderful people and made lots of frens'

Those coins I made along the way were mostly shitcoins. How many bags I am carrying? Enough to receive a medal of honor! Crypto bros... few years from now we will be seasoned veterans in shitcoin holding! How many shitcoins I own?

I have MILF, Cummies, HARD, SHIB, Doge, LUNA and even some bags of ID and REEF! As Felix says ... shitcoins pump the hardest! I am patiently waiting for the right time to pass the bags to someone else.

Crypto bros... I will lead you towards victory! Join the shitcoin army and march into the volatility battlefield! Wear your PEPE with pride, and let's make Doge great again!

You know what adults do? Adults gamble! They gamble with relationships, with sports, with crypto, or they gamble with cards! If you like poker... then check the UMA Discord to get the latest oSnap news and join the game after the Tuesday Community Calls.

We have 500 UMA prize pool for the season and the All-Star Game will conclude the 2023 UMAzing poker! The event is scheduled on the 6th of December at 7:45 PM UTC, with great prizes:

1st place: 18 UMA
2nd place: 15 UMA
3rd place: 12 UMA
4th place: 9 UMA
5th place: 6 UMA
6th place: 3 UMA

Back to UMA, and one of the best crypto incentives for voting. I staked my stash of $UMA and constantly voting for Optimistic Oracle disputes. I earned 181.98 $UMA in 120 days, and managed to maintain the APY above 25% across the four months. I would probably earned more if I didn't skipped few votes when gwei went crazy and a transaction fee was above 100 dollars.

I try to take brakes from crypto, and have some degen rehab... but I keep seeing crypto everywhere! I was on a beach holiday in Barcelona, and enjoyed waves, sand and cold drinks. However, it turned bullish quickly!

This massive bull will fuel the next crypto pump! Doge know! Watch the photo and tell me it's not making you think about crypto! You can't plan it ... it's just happening!

Told you I was on a tech rehab? It did worked well, as my screen time dropped from ten hours a day to only six hours and one minute. The actual time during the holiday was much lower, under 4 hours for the days in Spain.

Did your Metamask ever played up and the coin values got broken after changing from a chain to another? Maybe this glitch was just a glimpse from the future and that's the value this tokens will reach!

See you in that alternate version of the future, when I will definitely cash out my INDEX and APWine tokens. Until then... HODL, laugh and cry mode!

May take a while for 153 $INDEX will reach 30,000 USD, but I can help by constantly voting for protocol improvements. Checked snapshot and used my holding to vote on two proposals. I think the Index Coop governance could improve a lot by implementing oSnap! LFG for Optimistic Governance!

Across is the bridge that Ethereum deserves, being fast and financially efficient. It got even better after zkSync and Base were added as bridging options, bringing Across on the top of the hyper-competitive cross-chain landscape!

Be like Billy and learn about money, and the importance of bridges! Use Across for your cross-chain moves, and get the lowest fees!

Adulthood Is The Balance Between Working Hard For Money And Using Them To Pay Bills! I said it again and it's 100% true! You work hard to pay the bill, and hope to find your other half.

Love and crypto don't go well together, mainly because NFTs are not just JPGs, and cryptocurrencies are not internet magical money. If the girl you fancy knows about CZ and Vitalik, she's a keeper!

Speaking about non-fungible tokens and bull market... have you checked For The People NFTs? This is a PeopleDAO side project lead by Daniel Sheldon, NFTs that aim to capture the crazy events of the '21 and '22 bull market. The memorabilia collection is featuring select individuals and highlights their contributions to the web3 and NFT space.

For The People NFTs NFT collection is the insane sequence of pictures from the night before. Builders, artists, dreamers, pioneers and even cartoons are all together to encapsulating the zeitgeist from 2021/2022. Who are those guys? The dreamers that enhanced the blockchain industry!

tl;dr and ELI5 for my crypto bros... For The People NFTs is a limited collection of NFT collectibles showcasing the prominent builders in the crypto space, those who have made significant contributions in web3 and the world of public goods.

The work - home cycle is hard, but always give 100% at work! Divide your focus nicely throughout the whole week and always remember you are paid less than what you worth.

Don't work hard for your boss! Don't work hard for your company! Work hard for yourself and work hard to improve your skills. Your dream job is waiting for you... maybe you just need to step into the spotlights!