Sarcasm Tuesday #19 - 'Tis the season to be crypto jolly

5 85

December ... and less then a month until the curse of 2022 will take it's place in the history books. We have an entertaining football world cup in Qatar, signs of stability on the crypto market and the $ACX token entering the Cryptoverse! 

I am doing a charitable event, as I minted another Humble Tractors Spin-Off - AI 4 Charity 

There are 10 NFTs minted with the help of Artificial Intelligence, on auction until the 20th of December. All the trade volume will be donated to charity with The Giving Block. 

https://opensea.io/collection/ai4charity

Deck the hall with boughs of holly,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
'Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Fill the meadcup, drain the barrel,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

Across Protocol launched the $ACX token on the 28th of November, and the party was spectacular. The Across bridge has now surpassed 1 BILLION in total bridge volume and the governance token will enhance the crypto opportunities. 

We are talking about huge achievements in only one year, with over one billion transferred, full Open Zeppeling audit, and community of over 50,000 members. The milestones were achieved because Across was designed with a focus on capital efficiency. It was all about festive vibes at the ACX Token Launch

Important update from Celsius, as all customers must submit a Proof of Claim before the deadline. Do we still have a chance of getting some money back or is just bureaucracy BS meant to keep us dreaming about recovering the funds. Forget the Proof of Claim and thing about the PoS ... proof of stupidity ... for holding assets in centralized finance. 

The World Cup is in full swing, and some big upsets been recorded. Belgium and Germany are out and Morocco, Japan and Australia qualified for the playoffs. See below the complete group stage standings, and prepare for more surprises and underdog stories.

The real football starts now and it's clear that some teams have a clear path until later stages. It's funny how Spain lost to Japan and by doing so they will play Morocco and probably Portugal instead of Croatia and Brazil. Looks too good to happen by chance! 

I was hoping for lower screen time, as I watched more football on TV. I still recorded 6 hours and 50 minutes per day, probably because I spend time on my phone while watching football. I will not argue with the Facebook usage this week, as in there is the best post-match banter, and the best memes.

CakeDeFi also joined the hype and will share wealth during the World Cup! Everyone was invited to predict the World Cup winner and win 1 Bitcoin! The  first part of the CakeDeFi World Cup campaign ended with the group stage and the second part starts with the play-offs. This was my prediction for the 16 teams that will qualify, and I guessed right .... x ... of them. I think not many choose Morocco, and even less Japan.

Reddit World Cup NFTs are still available for minting. The Qatar 2022 NFTs are available for both new and old users. Log in/ Create an account then click "Stylish Avatar" from the account tab, then select any of the football national teams or the Earth avatar and claim it.

You will need to create a vault for your Avatar, and set a strong password. Make sure you remember the password, as it can't be recovered or changed. The password acts as a seed-phrase. Once the Vault is created, the NFT will be minted. Will take few minutes until will be available on-chain, with unique number and ready for transfer on the Polygon chain.

Club1BCH World Cup Fantasy Football - Qatar 2022 will be crypto-amazing

The Club1BCH Global kicked off in style and 11 managers joined the event. This competition had a 0.05 BCH entry fee and this raised the prize pool to 0.55 Bitcoin Cash.  SmartBCH tokens were sponsored by the Konra Kingdom, and the top three managers will receive $KONRA, $LAW and $RASTJN. 

If you wanna play Fantasy Football for fun and virtual glory... PVM Entertainment and Leisure has you sort it! The P0xBros League is free to play so join and show me your skills! However, virtual glory comes with little $AMPL prizes and one Humble Tractors - Hey! NFT (valued at $5).  The P0x Fantasy League winner will be credited $5 worth of AMPL, the runner up will win $2 and the third place will get one dollar in Ampleforth ... directly in your Publish0x account. You can join at any time:  https://play.fifa.com/fantasy-classic/join-league/6AHPMTEU

The 1st of December is a big day for Romanians, marking the unification of Transylvania, Bessarabia, and Bukovina with the Romanian Kingdom in 1918. This event is not complete without traditional comfort food, such as this Moldavian Tochitura. This dish is made with pork cuts, sausages, hearts, livers and kidneys, cooked over low fire with lots of spices, herbs and garlic. 

This is my kitchen after making 1 egg, so imagine how it was after cooking the meat dish for over an hour. Imagine I also had to fry eggs and cook polenta for the full Romanian experience.

Christmas is coming, and the SPAM is getting festive! Check out this limited edition SPAM figgy pudding with flavor, spice and everything nice! I am looking forward to some FUD poisoning and DYOR drinks.

I know I've wrote an article about FTX, and FFS FTX I still hate you. Sarcasm Saturday #16 - FFS FTX was all about the fall of another exchange, and about the aftermaths, but I still found some good memes after publication. You better call Saul ... cause saying "not financial advice" and stealing money is still a crime! 

The FTX and Alameda tentacles were deep into politics and many other sectors, and no one had exposure in the first days. It took a while to admit "some exposure" and then pausing the withdrawals "temporary". BlockFi did the same before filing for bankruptcy. 

I hate Sam because he extended the crypto winter and destroyed the trust in blockchain solutions. Are you good at math? Have you seen the new Mymoneygone shape? It's square face with curly hair! 

At least the World Cup doesn't have controversy and scandals. Imagine if they would ban beer from the stadium or if they will forbid player to wear some rainbow armbands. Everything may go wrong but I got used to this life. This is fine... all funds are SAFU! 

I must say that I dodged FTX, and I have to congratulate myself for avoiding another crypto disaster... says PVM with all his money in NFTs, Celsius, Beanstalk, Holdnaut and Terra Luna! This is fine! If CZ says it's SAFU ... then it's SAFU!

Look how many things can change in few years! In 2018 I was drinking wine with Eddie Redmayne, talking about the theory of everything ... and in 2022 I am writing posts with meme to achieve social acceptance.

From drinking wine with stars to drinking Mockingbird Raw Press! This must be a new chapter of my life as drinking virgin smoothie crafted with kale, spinach and broccoli can't be a cool thing. 

New chapters of life, new goals! Moving from the anarchy years to "make love not war!", only to settle with a 9-5 job and an old Mercedes. Are you happy with your life? Take a deep breath and remember ... 'Tis the season to be crypto jolly 

I have jolly reasons as well ... as I finally claimed my youtube handle! Check out @PVM1 if you hang on the 'tube and check some of my pre-crypto pranks and videos. Not so active in there but still worth a watch.

More active on Twitter, where people follow me for no reason. Half of my staff is shilling, half is about NFTs, and the last half is about boring airdrops or alpha signals. At least I can buy a blue tick from Elon, and look cooler than I am. Can you forecast a bright future for Dogecoin and maybe a logo rebranding?

I posted clouds before, saying they look like angels or alligators smoking weed, but you can't argue with me this time. The Phoenix is here, and the crypto resurrection has started. The crypto market will rise from ashes and will return to it's former glory! It's the season to be jolly!

If you are in Grinch-mode, then join the Darkside! We are out of cookies but we have limited edition Skittles! You can taste the other side of the rainbow, but not the BAYC Otherside. I wonder if they banned Skittles in Qatar because of the rainbow? 

It's not all gloom and doom, as Russell Howard often said. I won a Cryptopanties poster and will be delivered soon. It's a real poster that may match or not my panties NFTs on Solana. 

My success (or maybe my sarcastic way to treat people) made my circle of friends get smaller. It went downhill so much that it's no longer a circle, it's just a dot. However, I love you all P0x bros! 

If you didn't claim your Free Overline NFT ... you can still do it and if you did... don't ignore the daily gifts as they can land some good companions and structures.  Log in for 10 days and you will get enough cash to build something on your land. The ōLand represents a form of ownership in the  Overline's wireless network, where the ōLand owners will receive crypto rewards from wireless activity.

Crypto love for you all that reached the end of the article! I minted The Last Supper NFT and can be collect it for free on Showtime! You never know when your last meal will be so enjoy the festive dinners and leftovers with the same passion. Live a life to remember! 

It's still strange to watch the Qatar 2022 World Cup ... as we approach the festive season! The Biggest Sport Event Of The Year made me take a crypto break and gave me some "me" time! Check the other articles from the Sarcasm Saturday series and enjoy the weekend!

Sarcasm Saturday #1 - How bad was the dip of the dip?  

Sarcasm Saturday #2 - From "To the Moon!" to cockroach mode!  

Sarcasm Saturday #3 - WTF is wrong with 2022?  

Sarcasm Saturday #4 - The Positivity Monster and the Bear Market

Sarcasm Saturday #5 - The night is long and full of terrors!

Sarcasm Saturday #6 - Rude Crypto for Blockchain OGs

Sarcasm Saturday #7 - DOGE, Doctors and Dementia

Sarcasm Saturday #8 - The Peculiar Mindset of Crypto Bros

Sarcasm Saturday #9 - The Perpetual Market Downfall

Sarcasm Saturday #10 - What if it's no tomorrow?

Saturday Sarcasm #11 - Crypto Cooking is back with fresh flavors!

Sarcasm Saturday #12 - Adulthood dreams and disappointments

Sarcasm Saturday #13 - SWAG, NFTs and Vanity Items

Sarcasm Saturday #14 - Snap! The Bird is Freed

Sarcasm Saturday #15 - Crypto Love and Greatness 

Sarcasm Saturday #16 - FFS FTX

Sarcasm Saturday #17 - It's Football not Soccer!

Sarcasm Saturday #18 - Qatar 2022 = Crypto Break

Residual Income:

Join Biswap

Join Binance

Join Crypto.com

Hive Blogging - LeoFinance, Peakd, etc

Join Splinterlands!

Join the CakeDeFi revolution and get $30 worth of DeFiChain (DFI)

Amazon author page: PV Mihalache

Quality Faucets: Free-Litecoin , FreeBitcoin & Stakecube

Tier 4 referral system: Horizen (ZEN) & ZCash from PipeFlare GlobalHive

FreeCryptos GangDASH, TRX, ETH, ADABNBLINKNEOBTC LTC

I earn crypto for reading and writing on Publish0x and ReadCash, watching videos on Lbry.tv and surfing online on Brave Browser and Presearch

6
$ 0.74
$ 0.39 from @TheRandomRewarder
$ 0.10 from @tired_momma
$ 0.10 from @Pantera
+ 2
Sponsors of PVMihalache
empty
empty
empty

Comments

I always like your food ,😁

$ 0.00
1 year ago

Doing my best to do well :D

$ 0.00
1 year ago

Oh, you make me laugh Paul. I also have a wallet full of NFTs 🤣🤣🤣 Love the Phoenix clouds! No arguing there! My overland seems weird, mostly it never loads for some reason.

$ 0.00
1 year ago

I open it every day for the treats

$ 0.00
1 year ago

I try, but most of the time I doesn’t load - just blank screen.

$ 0.00
1 year ago