Sarcasm Sunday #27 - The King's Coronation And The King of Memes

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Millions of people around the world watched the Coronation of King Charles III and Camila, the Queen Consort! The pair travelled from Buckingham Palace to Westminster Abbey, to be crowned in a symbolic ceremony steeped in tradition and pageantry. 

Charles III will be king over the United Kingdom and 14 other Commonwealth realms, while PVM will remain the undisputed meme king on P0x. Not even Old Charlie can take this from me! 

Everything will be about the coronation, and the shops are decorated more than Princess Poppy's Scrapbook! All the news will be about Charles, and not many will care about this Sarcasm Saturday episode! Just joking ... as Crypto Bros want dunk memes not royal stuff! 

That Union Jack dress was something else, even if I prefer the mannequins cloth-less! Got my tea towel souvenir and bought some Coronation muffins! All this makes me feel old, as this will be the 2nd monarch I will be contemporary with! Probably the 3rd one will come soon! 

Speaking about feeling old... Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) had a child! Also this OG meme was updated ... after 17 years! The ladies are still looking ok, but the dude had definitely lost a bit of his hairline. I wonder what "Charlie bit my finger!" does now?

I am getting a bit melancholic with this article... but anyone remembers the mouse that had a cable? What about the mouse with ... the ball? Get that cotton bud moist and start scrubbing! I was there Gandalf ... I was there 3000 years ago!

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Time for the boring screen time, with 7 hour and 53 minutes daily average! Shall I count the time I spent reading or watching coronation stuff? Brave, Discord and Twitter as the top three, with Facebook gone for months from there. You wonder what I am doing on Brave? Doing memes and reading crap! Or that's Twitter?

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I watched the King's coronation yesterday.

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Was a grandiose event

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