Crypto Cooking - KFC Twitter Sarcasm And Home-Made Chicken Feast

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#Club1BCH

8 months ago

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This sarcastic article will fill your belly with good food and your mind with crypto opportunities! Are you hungry for money and thirsty for knowledge? Today we will work with chicken and create something tastier than the finger-licking spicy wings from KFC!

Let's blow your mind with some KFC secrets! Did you know that the official KFC Twitter account follows only 11 people? This is a true marketing masterpiece from them and the guy who noticed first got a picky-back ride from the Colonel!

This is the most sarcastically Twitter BS from KFC, as the account follows Geri Horner, Melanie Brown, Emma Bunton, Mel C, Victoria Beckham and 6 random dudes! The Spice Girls reunited and a pack of Herbs makes the secret blend ... 11 herbs and spices! Boom!

Chicken is like the layer-2 ETH chain that everyone is happy to use! It's not as expensive as the mainnet lamb or a rump stake, and does it's job when you are hungry!

Chicken has many health benefits, but different parts and preparation methods factor into how healthy the meal turns out. Darker cuts like the thigh and drumstick contain higher caloric content than lighter cuts like the breast, and keeping the skin on will add saturated fat.

Chicken makes a fantastic substitute for red meats, and a great source of protein. The lean protein in chicken is an excellent source of amino acids, helping the bones to be stronger.

Weight management and heart health can be improved by eating protein rich meals, as a placebo effect that make us feel fuller despite us eating less. Chicken contains the amino acid tryptophan, which has been linked to higher levels of serotonin in our brains. Now makes sense why I am happy when devouring a full bucket of spicy wings!

The chicken must be cooked well, as a medium-rare breast will probably lead to food poisoning! When cooking... focus on heating the meat to the right temperature instead of on cooking time.

If you have to cut the chicken yourself, please use a separate cutting surface and knife to avoid cross contamination with other foods. Thoroughly wash, rinse, clean and sanitize the cutting surface and any kitchen tools that touched the raw meat.

Not joking but there is a Chicken crypto! The $KFC token powers the ChickenSwap DEX, a "more simplified, fair, secure, and profitable version of SUSHI that was launched in multiple phases to ensure sustainability".

It's chicken bonanza, with a full blown dinner for the whole family! The pièce de résistance will be my Nduja stuffed chicken parcels, juicy chicken breast filled with grilled peppers and wrapped in Italian pancetta! Didn't created this meal from scratch, just bought it from ASDA, but will cook some chicken as well!

Added the Nduja stuffed chicken parcels in the oven for 40 minutes, at 200 Celsius degrees, and started working at my special chicken strips! Took the parcels out and they looked amazing! That sundried tomato and the Rosemary gave it a posh touch!

I use two big chicken breasts for my strips, cutting them in long chunks. My secret will not be a secret anymore, as I am happy to share it with the whole Cryptoverse. I add salt, pepper and herbs on the meat before coating it in flour, than dive each strip into a mix of eggs, spices and a splash of milk. The last touch will give extra crunchiness and taste, as I coat the strips into a mix of flour and crushed Doritos nachos.

You can deep fry them but I prefer to do them in the pan, turning them on the other side after 3-4 minutes. I am talking about the other side of the strip, not the Bored Ape Yacht Club Otherside!

The 'Nduja is a spicy pork sausage from the region of Calabria in Southern Italy. It is made using meat from the trimmings from various meat cuts, fatback, and sundry Calabrian chilli peppers, which give 'nduja its characteristic fiery taste. These are all minced together, then stuffed in large sausage casings and smoked, creating a soft large sausage.

This was for me, to treat my taste buds! It was cooked perfectly and tasted amazing! This is a dish for the people that can handle the heat, or for memecoin investors!

A feast must be a feast, and chicken was cooked in all aspects! Chicken bites were added in the mix, and oven wings for the fussy ones. Dips of choice, chili peppers for the brave ones, and mini-pickles for the children!

Rice was the perfect side for this family dinner, boiled to perfection along chopped vegetables and a pinch of turmeric for golden color! Enjoy the night Crypto Bros and always DYOR!

Keep healthy and me mindful of food wasting. Cooking too much is an environmental issue as big as cutting trees and pollution. The humans don't care about the environment, and buying too much food and throwing it away is bad!

Let's think about all those critters and birds that are becoming homeless ... what about them? Well... everything get's tasty when is deep fried!