Inside Out

This is a parody on the popular Disney Pixel animation, Inside Out. It's a little (funny?) post on how I create my Rad.Cash articles. When I say @Ozzyy here, I'm referring to me.

That is, the 'me' that posts, comments and takes the final decisions. Other characters (Lazy, Sarcastic) refer to the fragments of my conscience in my brain that contribute to the creation of the articles.

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Ozzyy: Rise and Shine guys, we've got work to do.

Laziness: We're already awake bro... *Yawns*

Sarcasm: He was referring to the parts that think straight. You can go back to sleep.

Everyone: Tf?

Laziness: What's that supposed to mean?

Sarcasm: You still don't get it...

Ozzyy: Order! We need to work on a Read.Cash post. Our articles haven't been getting a lot of engagements lately...

Anger: That's because you keep on acting cool and nice! Go all out and talk a lot about things you don't like on the platform. Tag people and tell them their posts are crap! That oughtta get people talking!

Pacifist: Um...Um...Um, I don't think its a good idea..

Sarcasm: You really don't think anyway

Intelligence: Sarcasm and Anger you guys can shut your oral cavities! He can't do that, it'll cause him to be involved in a scuffle, and he could well be banned. Rad.Cash banned himself....

Sarcasm: Oh look at him "Read.Cash banned himself, yen yen yen... He owns the site! You don't. He's probably still running things here.

Intelligence: So we should do it and get banned...

Lazy: Sarcasm *Yawns* obviously *Yawns* doesn't think either...

Sarcasm: Are you gonna Yawn when you're done, or should help you?

Hunger: I'm...

Ozzyy: Yeah, you're hungry. I know. I want to eat too, but I need to get what to post about.

Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows (SLR): Why don't we talk about the beauty of nature and take photographs?

Anger: The last time we tried that, we nearly got bitten by a snake, you moron!

SLR: The last time we really tried to embrace nature was two months ago.

Sarcasm: Yeah, so it'll be two snakes now...

Ozzyy: *giggles* That's not funny...

Intelligence: But I just detected that your face muscles were stimulated in the action of a smile.

Comedy: Because it was funny.

SLR: *Bad Look*

Silence...

Comedy: Everyone knows you like SLR. Just ask her out and stop being a scaredy-cat already.

Intelligence: *Blushes* You really don't have to coerce me into performing a complex and crucial operation like that.

Sarcasm: Who else hates how Intelligence likes to use big words even when it's just thoughts?

Intelligence: Well *adjusts glasses*, I did go to Oxford...

Sarcasm: Yeah, Oxford Dictionary...

Comedy: My ribs! *Laughs*

Intelligence: You have no ribs.

Ozzyy: You have no sense of humor.

Everyone: OOOOOOOHHH!

Surprise: Hey, why don't we post a story?

Creativity: Yeah. It's gonna be a fiction. I'll call it Taken. It's gonna be awesome. Sarcasm can come up with funny lines once in a while. Surprise, you can come up with some breathtaking moments and...

Intelligence: What about me?

Sarcasm: We'll call you when readers want to be bored to death.

Intelligence: Ha Ha. Very funny.

Creativity: Alright, Intelligence, we'll call you when we need to proofread the piece for misspellings, grammatical errors and punctuation.

Sarcasm: That doesn't sound important.

Intelligence: Of course it does you... Oh right, you're being sarcastic...

Sarcasm: Well aren't you bright?

Intelligence: Thank... Oh you're being sarcastic again right? Well, I'll need some assistance on that. Usually, I'm not able to see some things, and @wakeupkitty has to point them out. Doesn't feel quite right.

Ozzyy: True. Laziness?

Sarcasm: He's sleeping again.

Ozzyy: Fine, I guess we'll have to get Grammarly or something.

Everyone: Yeah...

Ozzyy: Alright, let's get to work....

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Hope you guys enjoyed it ;)

And if this could become a challenge, I'd really appreciate it. How do you guys create posts anyway?