I once met a guy called Mr Charles who happened to be a Corp member in Ondo state, I was happy because I have always wished to be a Corp member someday after my school. Of course I will like to experience everything others are experiencing during their NYSC (National Youth Service Corp). I decided to met with Mr Charles to tell me his experience during his stay in Ondo state and he told me some amazing stories which I found interesting and funny which I will like to share with you all. But I will start by introducing Mr Charles to you all.
Mr Charles Nkem is from Ikwo Local government of Ebonyi state Nigeria, he is about 5fit tall, he is light in complexion, I find him to be a very funny person, free to associate with people. he was posted to Ondo State Nigeria to serve his fathers land on the 29th of July 2021. During the three weeks orientation course in the national youth service corps (NYSC), Mr Charles had so much fun in the camp. There were lots of activities like match past, Debate competition, Drama and Dance presentation, Mr macho and Mrs Nysc, football and volleyball tournament etc. Every morning, they usually wake up by 4am to make preparation to go to the parade ground which is a norm in the camp in the parade ground, that's where the Nigeria force men train the corpers on how to match and military parade too.
By 7am, all the corp members will go to the kitchen with their meal ticket to take their break fast, when they finish eating breakfast they will go for lecture at the auditorium, according to him, the lecture is always boring. He expressed himself that camp is so tiring but also fun on the other hand. He told me how he chased girls as part of having fun which am not surprised because most guys chase girls, I have hard couple of times where Corp members get married to themselves.
Charles had never wanted to serve in ondo state, he wanted to go to another state but to do that you will have to issue a medical report to do redeployment. Charles went ahead to forge medical report saying he is an ashmatic patient in other for the Nysc staff to redeploy him. But before they will redeploy you, you will have to meet with the Doctors for a brief oral talk about your medical report you submitted to camp officials. When they asked Mr Charles how they carried out the test (asthma), he said he doesn't know how they carried out the test that he was unconscious when they carried out the test🤣🤣🤣, but how can you be unconscious?🤦🤦.
They told him to bring the drugs and inhaler he has been using to manage himself which he did, then he was asked how asthmatic patient use inhaler, the answer he gave made me laugh. According to him "Charles said he uses the inhaler through his noise" everybody were laughing at him. The Doctor ask him again if he was sure of what he was saying and he said yes. Then they ask him to go, when he got to the camp hostel, he then asked his closest friend how asthmatic patients uses inhaler and his friend told him it's through the mouth and they all begin to laugh at him. This made Mr Charles redeployment/relocation cancelled.
I enjoyed every part of the story he told me and I hope others will learn lesson from forging a medical report.
Hahaha this if funny. Actually, one can actually and successfully deceive them with a f*rged medical certificate. They don't used to check properly due to large crowd. More also, mere looking at the both certificate (original and fake), one could bearly know the difference. Your friend wasn't just lucky. Haha