* Not every man is as bad as his wife thinks he is and not as good as his mother thinks he is. *
* Not every woman is as bad as seen in passport and ID card photos and not as good as seen on Facebook and WhatsApp. *
* Nowadays, looking at soap advertisements, it is not clear whether they have to eat or take a bath with them.
* Diabetes has increased so much that people have stopped eating and drinking sweets. *
* Most couples truly love each other and "the truth is always bitter". *
* If we lost weight by eating green vegetables, not a single buffalo would be fat. *
* Of course, sadness, circumstances, and beauty parlors change a person. *
* Some women may or may not remember that one of our plates went to her and a dish went to her. *
* Thankfully, husbands are usually beautiful, otherwise, think how much the cost of a beauty parlor for two people would be in this inflation. *
* People don't know how to live a perfect life. In our breakfast, sometimes path ends first and sometimes egg. *
* We are the only Pakistani nation that says give me a cold, cold drink, brother. *
* According to a new study, comfort only occurs in a home with more than one charger. *
* The wife who forgives all her husband's mistakes is found only in the last episode of the play. *
* A good wife is one who forgives her husband by mistake. *
* If you ask today's young children to do any work, they will say, "Then you will give me a mobile phone, won't you?"
* In Pakistan, a car can spill from a can of ghee, but not real ghee. *
* Whether it is an ambulance or a parade, both should be given a quick start as both are going to fight the battle of life. *
* Only ninety-nine percent of all aunts are infamous. *
* It is not surprising to have love in middle age. The old ball swings reverse. *
* What a strange world, where women don't get tired of complaining about other women while men don't get tired of praising other women, men are really great. *
* In the old days when someone used to sit alone and laugh, people used to say that there is a shadow of a ghost on it and today if someone sits alone and laughs, they say send me too. *
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