Dark Conspiracy Involving Electrical Power Companies Surfaces

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For years the electrical utility companies have led the public to believe

they were in business to supply electricity to the consumer, a service for

which they charge a substantial rate. The recent accidental acquisition of

secret records from a well known power company has led to a massive

research campaign which positively explodes several myths and exposes the

massive hoax which has been perpetrated upon the public by the power


The most common hoax promoted the false concept that light bulbs emitted

light; in actuality, these 'light' bulbs actually absorb DARK which is

then transported back to the power generation stations via wires. A more

descriptive name has now been coined; the new scientific name is for the

device is DARKSUCKER.

This newsletter introduces a brief synopsis of the darksucker theory,

which proves the existence of dark and establishes the fact that dark has

great mass, and further, that dark is the fastest known particle in the

universe. Apparently, even the celebrated Dr. Albert Einstein did not

suspect the truth.. that just as COLD is the absence of HEAT, LIGHT is

actually the ABSENCE of DARK... light does not really exist!

The basis of the darksucker theory is that electric light bulbs suck dark.

Take for example, the darksuckers in the room where you are. There is much

less dark right next to them than there is elsewhere, demonstrating their

limited range. The larger the darksucker, the greater its capacity to suck

dark. Darksuckers in a parking lot or on a football field have a much

greater capacity than the ones in used in the home, for example.

It may come as a surprise to learn that darksuckers also operate on a

celestial scale; witness the Sun. Our Sun makes use of dense dark, sucking

it in from all the planets and intervening dark space. Naturally, the Sun

is better able to suck dark from the planets which are situated closer to

it, thus explaining why those planets appear brighter than do those which

are far distant from the Sun.

Occasionally, the Sun actually oversucks; under those conditions, dark

spots appear on the surface of the Sun. Scientists have long studied these

'sunspots' and are only recently beginning to realize that the dark spots

represent leaks of high pressure dark because the Sun has oversucked dark

to such an extent that some of actually leaks back into space. This

leakage of high pressure dark frequently causes problems with radio

communications here on Earth due to collisions between the dark particles

as they stream out into space via the black 'holes' in the surface of the


As with all manmade devices, darksuckers have a finite lifetime. Once they

are full of dark, they can no longer suck. This condition can be observed

by looking for the black spot on a full darksucker when it has reached

maximum capacity... you have surely noticed that dark completely surrounds

a full darksucker because it no longer has the capacity to suck dark at


A candle is a primitive darksucker. A new candle has a white wick. You

will notice that after the first use the wick turns black, representing all

the dark which has been sucked into it. If you hold a pencil next to the

wick of an operating candle, the tip will turn black because it got in the

way of the dark flowing into the candle. Unfortunately, these primitive

darksuckers have a very limited range and are hazardous to operate because

of the intense heat produced.

There are also portable darksuckers called flashlights. The bulbs in these

devices cannot handle all of the dark by themselves, and must be aided by a

dark storage unit called a battery. When the dark storage unit is full, it

must be either emptied (a process called 'recharging') or replaced before

the portable darksucker can continue to operate. If you break open a

battery, you will find dense black dark inside, evidence that it is

actually a compact dark storage unit.

The darksuckers on your automobile are high capacity units with great

range, thus they require much larger dark storage units mounted under the

hood of the vehicle. Since there is far more dark available in the winter

season, automobile dark storage units reach capacity more frequently than

they do in the summer, requiring 'recharging', or in severe cases, total


Dark has great mass. When dark is drawn into a darksucker, friction caused

by the speed of the dark particles (called anti-photons) actually generates

substantial heat, thus it is unwise to touch an operating dark sucker.

Candles represent a special problem, as the dark must travel into a solid

wick instead of through clear glass. This generates a great amount of

heat, making it very dangerous to touch an operating candle.

Because dark has such great mass, it is very heavy. If you swim just below

the surface of a lake, you see a lot of 'light' (absence of dark, to be

more precise). As you go deeper and deeper beneath the surface, you notice

it gets darker and darker. When you reach a depth of approximately fifty

feet, you are in total darkness. This is because the heavier dark sinks to

the bottom of the lake, making it appear 'lighter' near the surface.

The power companies have learned to use the dark that has settled to the

bottom of lakes by pushing it through turbines, which generate electricity

to help push the dark into the ocean where it may be safely stored for

their devious purposes.

Prior to the development of turbines, it was much more difficult to get the

dark from the rivers and lakes to the ocean. The Indians recognized this

problem, and developed means to assist the flow of dark on it's long

journey to the ocean. When on a river in a canoe travelling in the same

direction as the flow of dark, they paddled slowly, so as not to impede the

flow of dark; but when they travelled against the flow of dark, they

paddled vigorously to help propel the dark along its way.

Scientists are working feverishly to develop exotic new instrumentation with

which to measure the actual speed and energy level of dark. While such

instrumentation is beyond the capabilities of the average layman, you can

actually perform a simple test to demonstrate the unbelievable speed of

dark, right in your own home.

All that is required for the simple test is a closed desk drawer situated

in a bright room. You know from past experience that the tightly shut

drawer is FULL of dark. Now, place your hand firmly on the drawer's

handle. Quickly yank the drawer open.. the dark immediately disappears,

demonstrating the blinding speed with which the dark travels to the nearest


The secrets of dark are at present known only to the power companies. Dark

must be very valuable, since they go to such lengths to collect it in vast

quantities. By some well hidden method, more modern power 'generation'

facilities have devised methods to hide their collection of dark. The

older facilities, however, usually have gargantuan piles of solidified dark

in huge fenced in areas. Visitors to these facilities are told the huge

black piles of material are supplies of coal, but such is not the case.

The power companies have long used code words to hide their activities;

D.C. is Dark Conspiracy, whole A.C. is Alternate Conspiracy. The intent of

the A.C. is not yet known, but the D.C. is rapidly yielding it's secrets to

the probing eyes and instruments of honest scientists around the world.

New developments are being announced every day and we promise to keep the

public informed of these announcements as they occur via this newsletter.

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