Heads Or Tails?

I Said To Her "Barbeque",

She Said "No, Ice Cream"

I Put My Hand In My Pocket And Took Out A Coin.

I Asked Her, Heads Or Tails?

"Tails" She Replied.

I Tossed The Coin In Air And It Was Heads, We Went To Barbeque.

I Asked Her "Will You Marry Me?"

She Said "I'll Marry My Cousin"

I Took Out A Coin And Asked Her Head Or Tails?

She Replied "Tails"

This Time It Was Tails. She Married Her Cousin.

After Years I Called Her And Asked Her "Are You Happy With Your Cousin?"

She Replied "Really Happy, He Takes His Dicisions Himself, Not From A Coin."

I Asked "He Doesn't Asks For Your Opinion?"

I Could Hear Her Hiccups Until The Phone Was Cut.

I Put My Hand In My Pocket And Threw Away All The Coins.