Do I need to keep a man in the house?
Some women believe that a man does not justify the cost of his maintenance and prefer not to keep him in the house all the time, but to call him as needed, based on the principle "if I need a glass of milk, I do not have to keep a cow." Nevertheless, with all its shortcomings, a personal man can serve you for a long time without replacement and repair. The main thing is to use it correctly.
Why do men treat women like idiots?
The phenomenon of a catastrophic and abrupt loss of the ability for mental activity in men in the presence of young interesting women has been noticed for a long time. Recent examples include B. Clinton's medical history.
The patient, having a high social status, in the presence of a young woman who took the initiative towards him, lost all control over himself and put his professional, social, and family reputation at significant risk. It is difficult to name a historical person, in whose biography there would be no betrayal of his wife.
Scientists explain this phenomenon by the fact that in the presence of pretty women in men there is an increased release of the male hormone testosterone, which has an inhibitory effect on brain function until it stops completely. In this case, the speech centers are disinhibited and function without any connection with the brain. In this state, a man can say any nonsense, up to and including a promise to marry. The same phenomenon is observed in males of other species. Capercaillie, possessing excellent hearing, at the sight of a female begins to gag, losing all control over what is happening, and at this moment it can be taken with bare hands. Using this state of a man, a woman, devoid of such disadvantages by her nature, can achieve from a male individual everything that she needs.
Considering the above, testosterone should be considered a dangerous drug, and its use should be prohibited.
Features of the vision of men.
The sight of a man is highly selective. So, a man's gaze is like X-ray radiation - a man can penetrate a woman's clothes. A man's vision sharply sharpens when his gaze is directed at a distant female object, and the man's visual acuity is directly proportional to the square of the woman's degree of nudity. On the other hand, it is useless to scold a man for the fact that he did not clean the apartment well - the man simply does not see dust and dirt.
Male vision defects include the fact that he is not able to see his belly and triple chin in the mirror😅🤣🤣. If a woman, as a rule, is inclined to critically assess her appearance, any man considers himself to be handsome😅😅😅😅🤣😁.
The difference between men and children.
The only difference is that men's toys are significantly more expensive😁😆.
Hearing characteristics of men.
A man's hearing sharply sharpens when he is told how smart and talented he is, and drops to zero when attention is paid to his shortcomings. Hence the conclusion - it is useless to criticize a man since he does not hear critical remarks in his address. 😆😁To prevent mental and physical health, it is necessary to tell a man at least three times a day (upon waking up, calling him at work, and in the evening after his return from work) that he is the most intelligent, talented, capable and will achieve everything he wants.🤣🤣😅😅 With the regular repetition of these phrases, a man develops a conditioned reflex of dependence on a woman who regularly tells him this.
What do men like?
The scientific formulation of a man's sphere of interest is: "Men love interesting things."😉😎
This concept includes any objects created by men to satisfy their curiosity and pastime. In other words, interesting things are toys of men - computers, cars, weapons, penknives, space technology, etc. Thus, the progress of science and technology is caused not at all by the pity to do good to mankind, but by the impulse "to get this thing and see what happens ".😆🤣
A man has an inner impulse to acquire interesting things, and if there is no woman nearby who can curb this impulse, a man can spend all his money on acquiring interesting things and get into debt head over heels.🤷🏻♂️🤪
The designation of many objects and processes related to the house is incomprehensible to men due to their nature, so they cannot be scolded for this.
Men do not understand the meaning and purpose of bedspreads, napkins, rugs, curtains, draperies, curtains, tablecloths, etc. From his point of view, instead of all this nonsense, it is high time to buy a new car.🤣😅😆😉
- But the current car drives great!😎 - can answer a woman who has not taken a course in male psychology. Since men are lazy by nature, any invention is caused precisely by laziness and unwillingness to do some kind of work and the search for funds, how to make this work easier or not to do it at all.
Processes that men cannot understand include weekly vacuuming of carpets and furniture, changing bed linen, washing curtains, polishing furniture, scrubbing floors, washing windows, and moving furniture. If there were no women in the world, then all the furniture would have stood in its place since the time of the dinosaurs. Only a woman can wake up in the middle of the night, illuminated by a suddenly surging thought (insight, satori in Japanese): The green ottoman should be perpendicular to the wall, not parallel, and this must be done immediately. A man awakened in the middle of the night, who needs to go to work in the morning, does not understand the full depth of the insight that has befallen a woman and in some cases even dares to express dissatisfaction, which is evident from his lack of understanding of the basic principles of female thinking. Since the ottoman will still be moved, the optimal strategy, in this case, would be to implement the ideas that flooded the woman as quickly as possible and continue to sleep. Otherwise, senseless disputes about whether it is impossible to postpone the process to the morning or, what good, to Saturday may develop into a conflict with the division of property.
However, the other extreme is also dangerous - carried away by changing the design of the apartment, a woman may conclude that at this stage she is not satisfied with this upholstery, this ottoman, this apartment, this husband, this country, and this life. A man is obliged to suppress such inferences gently but decisively, indicating that it takes time, money, and nerves to find a new upholstery, a husband, etc. it will take so much to adapt to them that the effect achieved in this case will not be comparable to the effort expended.
Man as a biological being
Scientists have proven that man is a transitional stage from a monkey to a man. Hence - increased hairiness of men and aggressiveness.🤣😆😅
You can't show a man that you are smarter than him.
The fact of the intellectual superiority of women over men has long been recognized by psychologists around the world. So, no woman will pursue a man just because he has beautiful legs.😉
Everyone knows that girls develop faster than boys. However, much more attention is paid to the upbringing of boys, which is why men achieve great success. Men, having usurped power, are trying in every possible way to conceal the fact of the biological intellectual superiority of women.😎😌
For many years in the United States, there have been successful courses for women to teach them how to hide their intellectual abilities from men. Women who complete such courses are more likely to marry.
Even though in all serious issues a woman makes a decision, you need to make the man understand that this decision was made by him.
At first, it is not easy for a woman with a high level of intelligence to pretend to be a fool but to maintain normal relations with a man, this is simply necessary. To teach this art, the methods of play and group psychotherapy according to the method of Joseph Moreno are used, as well as drugs.
Allow the man to escape aggressiveness.
If a man's aggressiveness does not find a way out, this can lead to disastrous results. 😌😎Verbally, the aggressiveness of a man is manifested in the use of unconventional vocabulary, which cannot be prohibited.
Many manifestations of male activity that at first glance seem to a normal person (i.e., a woman) to be idiotic (and are such) are necessary for a man for self-realization and for splashing out accumulated negative energy. How else to explain such activities of adult (!) Men as:
- grunting and sweating, drag the piano to the roof to see what will happen if it is thrown from there;
- arrange a competition - whose vacuum cleaner will explode more beautifully if you pump it with gasoline vapors.
Men have problems too.
Many women mistakenly believe that men don't have any problems.
They can walk for a whole year in the same jeans, in which he can go to the theater, to a meeting, to a get-together, in which he can be buried.🙄
Men are not afraid of accidentally "getting too close", they are not aware of the monthly sufferings and inconveniences, they are officially allowed to wear facial hair, they don’t need to shave their legs and armpits, they don’t need to spend a lot of time and money to “paint a face”, they can urinate just by going around the corner. Men all over the world have more rights and fewer responsibilities. 🥺One man can safely go to a restaurant, cafe, pub, theater, club. A visit to such establishments by a single woman is likely to be misinterpreted.
It was men who came up with the unfair adage that a man at 60 is a guy, and a woman at 60 is an old woman.
Nevertheless, men, oddly enough, also have their problems. 😁😌A woman is a self-sufficient creature, but a man, due to his biological inferiority, constantly needs confirmation of his significance. Each of these imperfect and nature-deprived beings has a concept of their area of excellence, in which they consider themselves to be the best. A woman who will constantly confirm this to him will win his favor, regardless of her appearance and other data.😏
Conclusion
- all men are bastards, but, unfortunately, you have to live with them😎😏😅😉😆😁
It was really interesting to hear about who men truly are.