Hi, here I share to you random somewhat funny quotes.. 😁 hope you like it. Enjoy!
Them: Money doesn't bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.
We should start referring to age as "levels." So when you're level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.
People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.
I don't have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons...and 85% morons.
Why can't the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.
I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.
My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.
Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.
How can you hurt someone with words? Hit them with a dictionary.
I just spent half an hour looking for my phone in the car, using the flashlight on my phone.
Nice