Before, I had a colleague who had a beautiful girlfriend. But he only showed up twice in the company with his girlfriend, and he heard gossip about how bad the beautiful woman was.
My colleague heard about it, found out who had put it, rushed to the person, and asked sharply, "Why do you say that?"
The man said four words faintly: "I slept with her."
The colleague was stunned, then he punched it, turned and left, returned to his desk to pack his things, and resigned that day. He went to another company and got married shortly afterwards. He didn't invite a few people, and he married his girlfriend.
Several years later, one day, a few old friends were gathering at his house. Someone said that he had “pushed a certain bastard” before.
"What? He still beats people?" The colleague's wife was taken aback and asked her husband, "Who did you beat? So you left that company because of a hitter!"
The colleague was so calm, he waved his hands: "Don't talk about the past!"
thinks of another old friend, who is famous for being romantic.
One day when everyone had a dinner, he rushed to pay the bill, took out his suit pocket, and fell out a photo of intimacy with a woman. "Oh my God!" everyone cried, "you have to be careful! It will be troublesome to be caught by your wife."
His face turned red and white, and slowly put the photo back into his pocket, took off his suit and looked at it, and muttered, "Probably it has been seen."
"Why?"
"Because my wife changed this suit for me yesterday, and that one was washed. The thing in her pocket was changed. The photo was originally in the old suit."
Everyone was shocked: "She didn't fix you?" Seeing him shook his head, everyone was relieved again, "80% in a hurry, she didn't see it, so let's count you out.
He shook his head and said with a smile: "80% saw it, pretending not to see it."
Mature people don’t ask about the past,
Smart people don’t ask now,
Open-minded people don’t ask about the future.