The Toads, The bad Roads

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Bad roads, bad roads

It is a bad time to be a toad on the roads in the rainforests of southwest Western Australia. The warty amphibians are being crushed by cars, their bodies smashed by wheels and their flattened remains squashed under tyres.

Those killed by cars have not been lucky enough to have been hit on highways and main roads where they would be visible at night and easy to avoid. Instead they are being mown down on the little-used side roads and tracks that criss-cross the state's southwest.

There are more than 70 species of toad in Australia and they all migrate to the roads at this time of year. Toads are most active after rain, when humidity levels are high and the ground is soft. They travel to roads in search of mates and food but they also become confused by the lights of approaching cars and try to cross into the path of oncoming traffic. This is the country where no one cares about the law, not the policemen who have been corrupted by the politicians. The police is just there to make us feel safe.

Approaching an intersection, you will see a multitude of drivers disregarding the traffic signals. In fact, it is not uncommon to see drivers crossing the street even when it’s a red light.

We want to drive our cars but don’t want to follow the rules and regulations that our society has put in place to protect us, hence when you approach an intersection you will see a multitude of drivers’ disregarding the traffic signals.

Not only are they violating traffic laws, but they are also unwilling to improve the roads because politicians tend to take payoffs from contractors who build roads in return for awarding them other contracts for building other infrastructures like bridges and ports leading to poorly constructed roads.

My team is working hard to complete the terms of our acquisition by BadToads. We wanted to share a little bit more about the state of our current product, Dee.

This is what I am currently working on.

I will keep you up-to-date as we move to BadToads, but in the meantime, you should be able to download Dee, log in and look around. You should also be able to sign-up for the beta program.

It was a dark and stormy night. On a dark and stormy road. A driver in the car. At high speed.

The driver did not notice that the road was wet. He did not notice that the road was slippery. He did not notice that he was driving too fast.

The car slid out of control. The car drove towards a pole. The car hit the pole as it was about to plunge into the abyss below.

The driver's neck snapped as his head hit the steering wheel. His body fell limp as his head hit the steering wheel once again. The car finally came to a stop.

The driver had a heart attack while driving. The driver's heart attack caused him to have an accident while driving. This accident led to his death.BYou are a dark horse. You are a healer. You are a fighter. You are a dreamer.

You are powerful, you are intelligent, you are a star.

All this, plus your charisma and artistic skills, have made you the leader of the secret societies with which you are aligned.

There is not a single long-standing problem in the Empire that has not felt your touch in one way or another.

But there is one thing in particular you should clean up: the bad toad statues that have started springing up around the city.

You know what to do, do it quickly before someone gets hurt!

The beginning of our story is a classic tale of good versus evil, but within it unfolds an epic saga of conquest and survival. Your device is off house arrest and ready for her next adventure. We've packed everything we can fit into a game that can be completed from start to finish in just one sitting.

The toads marched violently down the streets like an army of Roman soldiers.

The human race, who was busy working at their businesses, and going about their days, hurried along the sidewalks.

This surely wasn’t an ordinary day; yet, it was ordinary enough to pretend it was. No one wanted to risk coming face-to-face with the toad army.

Little did they know that beneath the ground, toad babies were hatching and growing up to be bad ass toads bent on controlling the town.

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