FACTS
ABOUT ABU✍
1. A lady hardly leaves reading venue without some guys chasing after her😜
2. The ugliest lady👹 in ABU has at least 3 boy friends, just imagine how many a pretty lady👩 break fast along with😂
3. It is normal to keep missing lectures in ABU😟
4. Their questions papers almost looks similar to Afcon calendar📰
5. It is a tradition that you must fail first test of every new course
6. ABU securities behave as if they are mightier than Field Marshall👮🏻
7. Aluta ground is the only abode for unserious folks in ABU🕵
8. Frizzlers🍚🍴 remains the most patronized eatery in ABU🌶
9. If you want to fail GENS woefully, rely on tutorial questions prepared by OBL photocopy shop😂
10. Two terms are constant in ABU 'ankafe' and ' Bakuraa'🕣
11. Majority of those students who eat their breakfast☕ launch🍌 and dinner🍲 in the library are Biological Science students😜
12. MSSN👳🏻 remain the most influencing students' body in ABU
13. Only few KWAARI😎 travel home during Xmas and Sallah break.
14. If you want to see big boys 🕵 turning into fire men👮♀is when KIL "Kashim Ibrahim library" caught fire🚫
15. All the big girls👸🏻 in ABU are shared between Pepsi Garden, Long corridor and LOVE GARDEN.
16.If you want to know the true meaning of life, live in ABU'S male hostel especially Danfodio Hall, were beans is hammered ☠
17.Doomsday for ABUSITES is when he is to write test or exams at THEATRE hall, and the chain breaks !😫
18. If a Lady spent beyond 12am at the venue, check her out she must be 300 level and above😂
19.Only few honest ABUSITES tell their parents the actual registration fee💵
20.A guy with ride🚘 in ABUSITES is like a semi-god to those ladies who don't know the meaning of 'self esteem'👓
21.If you are not ABUSITES don't make the mistake of dating ABU girl💃their girls are meant for their boys💑
22. Having 3 or 4 carryovers in ABU is like having ten buck in your pocket🆔
23.Congo campus is like one big family👩👩👦👦👨👨👦👦 Mr. A is a friend of Mr. B who happens to know Mr. C
24. The only social event which gathers enough momentums in ABU is Faculty and State elections👌
25. If you want to experience the real application of Mendel's law, try dating a girl from Biological sciences .🤕
26.Do you know that ABU's curriculum📖is Millions times larger than the size of the school🏫⁉
27. Do you also know that almost 49.0% of technical offices both governmental and nongovernmental organizations in Nigeria are effec