#TROLLING The Official CIA How to Always 4D Win Guide Table of Contents: Chapter 1: A Tactic of Diversion Cycling S.D.A. Behaviors Chapter 2. Dank Memes Make Dank Memes Chapter 3. A Tactic of Confusion Discredit D. Behaviors Chapter 4. Dank Memes Make Dank Memes Chapter 5. Dank Memes Make Dank Memes Chapter 6. Dank Memes Make Dank Memes Chapter 7. Dank Memes Make Dank Memes Chapter 8. Dank Memes Make Dank Memes Chapter 9. Dank Memes Make Dank Memes Chapter 10. Dank Memes Make Dank Memes Chapter 1 – A Tactic of Diversion: Cycling S.D.A. (Self “Discredited” & “Accredited”) Behaviors Discredited: blaming everyone besides self, substance abuse, criminal history, false accusations and allegations, self-harm, threat to harm self and/or others, poor credit history, repeated bad behaviors, uncontrollable emotional outbursts, lack of self-care, grandiose ideologies, narcissistic displays, sociopathic actions, lack of sustained effort performing tasks, does not finish projects timely or accurately, quits before achieving goals, failure to make healthy goals, violence, lying, cheating, stealing, acts of fraud, frivolous spending habits, no plans for states of emergency, speaks inappropriately, vengeful, remorseful Accredited: demonstrates responsibilities for actions, performs healthy lifestyle habits, follows social norms, builds positive relationships, mentors and mediates others, good credit history, sets realistic goals, ability to control emotions, takes care of self, stable and balanced demeanors, steady performance, reliable, loyal, honest, puts forth effort, approaches life with a sense of humor, does not get “hung up” on setbacks, builds bridges, forward facing attitude, inspirational, motivational, demonstrates wise spending habits, saves money, prepared for rainy days, polite and well-mannered, forgiving, understanding ***BEGIN PHASE ONE***STEP ONE**UNLOAD ALL AMMO**Completely Discredit Self 1. After Discrediting, allow Others to “Loosen” Up (observe attacks on discredited individual; self) 2. Take notes of Loosie loose Lips (Bullies) 3. Continue to Discredit Self 4. Drive Self into a state of Utter Desecration 5. Observe Kind Hearted Individuals “lend a helping hand” out of pity/remorse – Humans tend to have a few well natured in the flock 6. Take notes of the helper and their relationship to the bullies/map alliances 7. Respond whole heartedly to help 8. Sprinkle a little more discredit in (if money is granted, blow it on all kinds of stupid shit) 9. Always appear naïve and stupid and paranoid (don’t forget to talk out loud when alone) 10. Sprinkle a little credit in (buy books, donate to charity, be sweet in public) 11. Make Dank memes (if you don’t know what dank memes close this book and die) 12. Discredit by acting religiously unstable: shift gears from all beliefs and walks of faith daily 13. Dress outlandishly, disheveled appearances (don’t worry all clothes are stupid this is easy) 14. Display Extremist Acts – join ISIS, be a NAZI, bash Jews and love Jews, become Gandhi 15. Call people fags (if they are gay they are fags, if they are straight they are fags, fags = fags) 16. Spam, send long strange emails, blur the lines between business and personal communications ***END PHASE CYCLE 1***BEGIN PHASE CYCLE 2***ACCREDITED***GOOD JOB SCOOTER!!! 1. Set small healthy and realistic goals – achieve them 2. Disdain from all drug use (except if it’s legally prescribed or found out in nature on accident) 3. Make efforts to contribute to society (even if it’s just $1 or $2 or $3 just fucking do it) 4. Appear to learn from mistakes (people like humility, be super nice and stuff) 5. Display respect for authority and elders about 88% of the time (the other 12% lulz) 6. Sprinkle a little discredit in: angry outbursts, crying spells, screaming, threatening 7. Show remorse and apologize profusely; take ownership of actions (no one changes perfectly over-night, be realistic and demonstrate progress) the flock will understand! XD 8. Spend wisely and only on necessities: self-care items, bills, credit repair (not really), etc. 9. Balance digital time with healthy lifestyle habits – cook, clean, go outside, walk (not really), etc. 10. Take care of personal appearance and environment (the earlier you do, the more impressive) 11. Dress nicely and appropriately (meh just have clean clothes), keep hair groomed, etc. 12. Maintain healthy relationships with friends and family (this shit is hard af but just do it) 13. Show a reasonable and moderate interest in religions OR occults (you’d be surprised hahaha) 14. Open and accepting of Diversity, no fag calling (I know, I know, but they like that respect shit) 15. Sprinkle Discredit: Blame others for being mean to you “a nice person who has done nothing wrong” good-natured flock members will agree with you because “you proved yourself now” 16. Send short and normal emails and texts (“shoot an email” like office dumbasses: short & sweet) ***END PHASE TWO***BEGIN PHASE THREE***COVER YOUR ASS COVER YOUR ASS *** !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DISCREDIT (You know what to do here now)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1. COVER YOUR ASS (Cover your ass means cover your fucking ass) 2. COVER YOUR ASS (Again, Cover your fucking ass) 3. RED ALERT!!!!! This means something really fucking bad is happening ***END PHASE THREE***BEGIN PHASE FOUR***PRAY TO THE BABY JESUS*** 1. PRAY TO THE BABY JESUS (Even if you don’t believe in Jesus you better do it) ***END PHASE FOUR***BEGIN PHASE FIVE***SIT BACK AND WATCH THE CHAOS UNFOLD*** 1. CHILL BACK If you don’t know what this means close this book and die 2. Say, “Mwahahahhahahhahahhahahhaaha” or “Hehehehehehehe” or “Hahahahahahha” 3. Type this: XD (At first you might think it is simple emoji but it is really deep) 4. Type this: lulz (If a robot asks you what this is, say that it is a leet version of LOL) 5. Make and Send DANK MEMES (Don’t worry, you will get A LOT OF TRAINING ON THIS ONE) 6. Type this again: XD (If anyone asks what that is say it’s Putin. Putin is like FBI he doesn’t mind) 7. Type this again: lulz (CIA Declassified says this is a terrorist thing, don’t worry about that) 8. SEND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF DANK MEMES (You can never send too many dank memes) ***END PHASE FIVE***BEGIN PHASE SIX***BREAK HEARTS*** 1. Break their hearts </3 That’s a heartbreak emoji some evil guy named Andrew taught me 2. Cry (1. and 2. can be switched around and recycled in any order as many times as needed) ***END PHASE SIX***BEGIN PHASE SEVEN***HALLELUJAH YOU JUST WON!!! Numerology FTW 1. Praise God (Don’t forget to somehow credit Jews during this phase, Jews are scary AF) Chapter 2 – Dank Memes: Make Dank Memes (see Chapters 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10 they are all the same) FYI: This meme above is not dank. I put this here so you would have a clear example of what a wank meme is. If you make wank memes close this book and die. I cannot stress this chapter enough, only dank people know how to make dank memes. What is dank you ask? Again, if you don’t know what dank means close this book and die. We don’t need your kind and we don’t want you. This meme says “Funniest Clean Memes” okay that is wank af. Dank memes does not mean it is not a clean meme, do not be confused. Clean memes can be dank memes too. Just kidding I lied. Clean memes are wank. Just kidding I lied again. This part of the book is really hard to explain. Wank people will argue this kind of thing with you all the time and wank people make dirty memes that are not dank. Yes, there are dirty dank memes and dank memes are usually dirty but dirty wank memes are not dank, dirty memes are dank memes (keep things simple, don’t be wank and make stupid long names for simple shit). Dank memes are memes made by dank people. Basically you have to be leet or a god to make dank memes. Probably you have to be a god. That’s okay if you’re not a god, you can probably reach a tier 6 or 7 dank meme by just being leet. Only gods make memes tier 8 or above. Anything above a tier 10 is becoming a demon. Personally, I have never seen anything past a tier 12 and I’m a god and a demon. If you actually can make anything above a tier 12, email me the meme at: mkfawkes88@gmail.com because I will worship you for all eternity. For help on gauging tier levels get my book, “DANK MEME TIERS: The Official CIA Guide on How to Rank Tier a Dank Meme”. Chapter 3 – A Tactic of Confusion: Discredit D. (“Discredited”) Behaviors Always have a few tactics ready to save your ass when you start getting paranoid. Always blame the FBI for everything (not only are they used to it) I don’t think they really give a fuck. Keep some fake warnings and error messages handy “just in case”. Best way to confuse everyone and sneak away is to blame the FBI AND THE RUSSIANS AT THE SAME TIME! (If a real FBI agent actually contacts you blame it on someone else, say you were drunk, say you’re crazy and didn’t know it was illegal because it was fake, or say it was for artistic research purposes for school, marketing, psychology, graphic design, pranks, etc. Another good tactic to cover your ass is to say you actually thought it was real and were just trying to help people) Never ever blame the CIA, nothing is ever the CIA’s fault EVER. Some examples below: YOUR SYSTEM MAY BE AT RISK// --- ***FBI PUBLIC ELECTRONIC NOTICE***: Russian computer hackers have compromised hundreds of thousands of home and office routers and may collect user information/secured data to shut down this system’s network traffic. Federal U.S. law enforcement and affiliated cyber security agencies urge network owners to reset routers and download updates from the original issuing brand manufacturer to enhance security. - e6&32gh*** For more information: https://riskmangtm3324/us.gov/si _____________________________________________________________________________________________ This public notice warning follows a US court order issued on November 16, 2019 that has granted FBI officers to seize a device that Russian hackers used to give instructions to the routers. Though temporarily ceasing malicious communications, many routers may still be infected; this warning is intended to secure personal and business systems. United States Risk Alert warnings are intended to highlight the risks and issues that have been identified during examinations of cybersecurity preparedness. In addition, this Risk Alert describes factors that firms may consider to (1) assess their supervisory, compliance and/or other risk management systems related to cybersecurity risks, and (2) make any changes, as may be appropriate, to address or strengthen such systems. These factors are not exhaustive, nor will they constitute a safe harbor. Factors other than those described in this Risk Alert may be appropriate to consider, and some of the factors may not be applicable to a particular firm’s business. While some of the factors discussed in this Risk Alert reflect existing regulatory requirements, they are not intended to alter such requirements. Moreover, future changes in laws or regulations may supersede some of the factors or issues raised herein. 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Try: • Checking the connection • Checking the proxy and the firewall ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED Chapter 4 – Dank Memes: Make Dank Memes (see Chapters 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10 they are all the same) See Chapter 2 Chapter 5 – Dank Memes: Make Dank Memes (see Chapters 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10 they are all the same) See Chapter 2 Chapter 6 – Dank Memes: Make Dank Memes (see Chapters 7, 8, 9, and 10 they are all the same) See Chapter 2 Chapter 7 – Dank Memes: Make Dank Memes (see Chapters 8, 9, and 10 they are all the same) See Chapter 2 Chapter 8 – Dank Memes: Make Dank Memes (see Chapters 9 and 10 they are all the same) See Chapter 2 Chapter 9 – Dank Memes: Make Dank Memes (see Chapter 10 it is the same) See Chapter 2 Chapter 10 – Dank Memes: Make Dank Memes See Chapter 2 THE END
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