GLEN

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3 years ago
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My tongue almost ran out when I got to the attic, because obviously I'm afraid of heights.

So when my room door opened, I immediately dropped into bed. And feel the smoothness of it. "Ahh it's good to be back here"

Come on. . So I stopped first and looked at the ceiling.

I saw some lizards and counted it.

One

Two.

Three.

Four.

"What a life!" Because the poop of the lizard went off to my mouth.

Ewww...

Grosss...

Yuck!

So I quickly unwear my shirt. Nude and wenr to my bathroom. I immediately opened the faucet and knelt down my hand to drink the water and spit out the slicker of the lizard.

I just took a bath to somehow get rid of the dirt in my whole body.

I was so upset all day.

As I was taking a bath, suddenly something came to my mind about what had happened before.

"Ewww. Yuck. My first kiss got that sloppy girl who was the daughter of a fat saleswoman of non-fresh vegetables like her!"

"Erase. Erase. Erase. Erase!"

"Oh my! Why was it that the wind and slow motion were suddenly interrupted when we kissed?"

"But her lips is very soft. Isn't it, Glen?"

"Yeah!"

"You also admit that you liked it?"

"Wait! Stop right there!"

"I'm crazy because I'm talking to myself. Do I like the kiss or do I like her?"

"She was nice but that woman always seemed to beat me. I hate her. I do not like her! Never!"

"I'll just forget about her."

"From now on! Now too. Now that!"

I ended my more than two hours soaking with only water on my head and a last streak.

After bathing I prepared my clothes and wear it. I faced the mirror and tell myself..

"I'm also handsome, Who can't be fooled by my long nose and bright skin right?"

"Hey, Glen! Why are you so handsome?"

After my hair was dry, I lay down.

Now I just feel so tired.

What I was wondering earlier was how I quickly climbed the mansion from the neighboring town after the recent scene? Then I climbed my attic too?

Maybe because of the kiss?

"I hope our paths won't cross anymore because I don't know what else to say in my mouth."

"Maybe I'll just hurt her."

Then, I'll confess.

Then she'll slap me. I'll slap her too.

Then she would cry and she would say the words:

"If you can't treat me as an animal. Just treat me as a ghost in your nightly sight to climb wild and you'll be a vampire because I can bite you in the neck!"

"Like what? Hahaha"

One more time.

"What else should I prove to you, Glen? I love you."

"Love? Fuck that love. You can't even clean the whole mansion, sweep the floor, jump from the attic down the lawn, and roll around from mansion to market, then you tell me you love me?"

"I deserve an explanation!"

"You're not Piolo! And you won't be Piolo anymore because you're Princess Punzalan the villain of my life! Get out of here!"

Go away! Go away! Go away! Boo! Shosho!

Too bad, I think the lines are too much. I'm just gonna sleep first before thinking this kind of nonsense scenarios.

Its time for handsome Glen to sleep!

"Hey, Glen!"

"What is it? I'm going to sleep now"I just shouted to knock out of my room. Of course, I know that voice well.

"What for? Who will sleep? No one's going to sleep! It's almost lunch it's too early to sleep! It's not yet night! Get out there!" Madam's voice is really intense. It's annoying! Super!

"Nobody cares! It's best to get some sleep early, "I replied to her. I just dropped a blanket and closed my eye.

"Glen!"one round.

"Glen!"two rounds.

"Glen!" On point that's three! I predicted her yell will reach the fifth and the fifth is my full name.

"Gleeeeeeen!"fourth.

"Glen Chua the third! Get out there! Come out! OUTSIDE!"I couldn't really endure it without getting up and opening the door.

"Ouuch! Ouch! My ear, " She was already miserable.

"What is it?"

"There's no WATER! Go and fetch some water for cooking and washing vegetables!"Wow! She got a lot of shouts just for that?

"What? You will not move? Choose! I'll pull you down or push you down until you roll? ANSWER!"and I will really the one to choose?

Wait a minute! If it's bad, then I wouldn't be the one to struggle with this big fat lady.

"You haven't answered yet? Our pets will get hungry if we will not cook "

"You still won't answer? Okay I'll push you!"it would have made sense that she would face me up the stairs when I stopped, look and listen signs.

"Hephep!"I said.

"Hooray!"she replied.

"Hephep!"round 1.

"Hooray!"I'm really laughing because she's like a fool. Hephep, We were Hooray five times until she noticed that I was cheating on her because we were downstairs playing like that.

So before she could speak, I quickly went down and left her! Ha-ha!

"GLEN!"

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