I used to have one uncle like that who would give me his clothes to wash and forget N500 at the back pocket to test me if I was well brought up.
Whenever he does that, I'd go to one shop in our street and buy a torn N500 note for N50.
What do I do with it?
I will tear it fine fine and put it at the back of my uncle's trouser pocket and wash it like that. When he comes back he's checking his trouser pocket and recovery that the lonely is torn. He's start shouting that I should be checking his clothes before washing.
I would tell him that I usually check but I don't use to see anything.
He forgot N500 at the back of his pocket like three times and all the times he'd come back to meet torn N500 and he stepped.
What am I saying?
This life is like Alamo; you're not sure whether it will be thick or watery.