The one outside

One faithful day, two school boys decided to go and steal oranges from an orange tree close to a cemetery which they pass daily on their to and from school. The plan was to wait till sunset in order to evade prying eyes of passersby. The plans on how to execute their plan was all set awaiting the said time.

On that same day, a drunk who lives around the street went out on his ritualistic drinking spree. For reasons best known to him alone he drank way more than usual, to this effect the journey back home became a mighty task. However, he had to prove to the group of people who are now his unofficial fans that he was still very much capable.

Alas, the time was right for the boys to carry out their secret plan. Of cos they had to climb into the cemetery wall for this to be a success. A few hours later, the boys felt satisfied with what they had and decided it was time to go but first, they had to share their reward for a job well executed. They got down to business immediately. Coincidentally, the drunk was already on his way home at the point and was just around the walls of this cemetery. Suddenly, he heard voices. In his confused state of mind he had to pay good attention; "one for you, one for me..." was all he kept hearing. His heart was already trying to jump out his body and the once very drunk man now more than sobber for he believed it was God and Satan sharing the souls of the dead. Meanwhile, the boys got to a point where all oranges were equally shared...just then one of them looked thoughtful for a sec and asked "what about the one outside the wall?" The other boy replied "we will have to share that one." The now super sobber drunk heard this and took off as fast as he never imagined he could his entire life. He actually believed they were coming for him. That thought changed his life forever.