Different Kinds Of Wives And Husbands

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1. DICTIONARY WIFE

A dictionary wife is a wife that does not welcome other people's opinion or ideas. She is always right in her own eyes.

2. BOXING PARTNER WIFE

She has no submission. There is contest for leadership. She is very difficult and full of troubles and arguments.

3. HEAD-MASTER WIFE

She is very arrogant, stubborn and disobedient. She is richer and powerful in some areas than the husband and initiates trouble at home.

“Lady Na Master”!

4. PARTYING Wife

She is highly social. She hardly stays at home because of night parties and pleasures.

5. PAMPERED Wife

She is very lazy and expects to be treated like a leprosy patient.

She is very fragile and sophisticated.

She believes that the entire world revolves around her!

6. DUSTBIN Wife

She is extremely dirty and disorganized. Hardly bathes daily!

The living room is always untidy and the kitchen’s an empire of rats. Clothes are unwashed and the environment is an unimaginable filth!

7. ADC Wife

She has zero tolerance for other women close to her husband. She is hostile to any woman getting too close to her husband and sometimes she’d police the husband like a detective.

8. ACIDIC Wife

She is always ready to fight. Good at being moody and keeping malice for days. She has an acidic mouth that could curse a corpse to wake from the grave!

9. OFFICE Wife

She fervently pursues her job and career at the expense of her family. Every other thing is secondary and all tasks in the house are entrusted to housemaid.

The children are not bonded to her. She is a career wife.

Oh, how I wish this “Lockdown” is extended indefinitely!

10. PEPPER Wife

She is very hot and aggressive. She does not like to relate with people and always finding faults in them.

She is a thorn in her husband's flesh. Her husband's always scared to talk to her. She is too aggressive and difficult to live with. She is violent in nature....frequent replacement of vases, ceramic cups and tv due to antisocial behavior.

11. SPINSTER Wife

She likes doing everything on her own and her dressing does not show that she is married.

She is not serious with her marriage and chooses many single ladies as close friends.

She enjoys laughing out a lot without her husband. She is married yet lives like a single lady, suffering in isolation!

12. OCCASIONAL Wife

She loves to be served by maids and nannies so much, hence lacks the good qualities of a real wife.

She goes out a lot and comes back whenever she feel like. Chasing frivolities.

She has no time for her children and toys with her husband's emotion.

13. KINGDOM Wife (Godly Wife)

She is a blessing to her husband. She gives her husband rest on every side. She is a builder and not a destroyer. She is very friendly and accommodating, her husband is proud of her.

Above all, she is a virtuous woman -Prov. 31:10-31

TYPES OF HUSBANDS

1. The HARD Husband

This is the husband so arrogant, stubborn, unyielding, unbending.

He cannot be counseled or corrected. He has no fear or honour for anybody including his wife’s family. Very difficult to live with...

2. The FAKE Husband

They perform very well in bed and dinning table but they are very irresponsible husbands.

Healthy men but extremely lazy to provide for their families.

3. BACHELOR Husband

He is a man that separates his room from his wife. He is very selfish and self centred.

In essence, he is a single-married man.

4. ACIDIC Husband

He is hot tempered, a boxer and a wrestler. Easily provoked, he does not laugh, play, or joke with anyone.

His house is like MILITARY CAMP and he is a Lion in the house.

5. SLAVE-MASTER Husband

He believes that a woman should be seen and not heard. He turns the woman to a cook, dry cleaner, a sex machine, Baby-making Factory and a house maid.

He celebrates his original family more than his wife and children. He acknowledges his woman with hatred if she does not give birth to a boy.

6. GENERAL Husband

He has chains of girl friends, concubines, and strange women. He spends lavishly on them.

He runs after anything in skirts, including the house maid and his wife’s younger sister.

7. The DRY Husband

He has no closeness with his wife, No Love, No Kissing and No ROMANCE. The wife must knock before entering the bedroom. He is very difficult to talk to and He has no respect for his wife even in the presence of visitors.

8. SELFISH Husband

He is a man exploiting his wife to solve his own problem. He does not have a true love but always looking for something to quench his headache. He is only interested in using the woman to get whatever he wants..

9. PARASITE Husband

He does not work, He is very lazy and irresponsible. He cannot assist his wife to make life easy for the woman. He is a big headache to the woman.

He is a total frustration to her.

10. BABY Husband

Although he’s not disabled but he is an infant both Spiritually, Mentally, and in Character.

A baby husband is the one that beats his wife and rejects her food because he is angry.

He is a nagging husband who cannot take corrections or advice from his wife. He keeps malice with his wife and refuses to pray with his wife and children at home.

He threatens to physically abuse his wife at slightest provocation. He even compares his wife with former girlfriends and other women.

He does not know what is called romance all he wanted is sex. He does not do anything to improve his marriage.

He reports his wife to third party and calls his wife horrible names.

He loves his own mother more than his wife and often goes to the market himself for lack of trust. He believes his wife will cheat him.

11. VISITING Husband

Not always at home but comes like a visitor. Provides all material things for his family, but has no time for them.

12. GODLY Husband

He is a responsible man

He is a man that fears the Lord. He is a father, mentor, teacher and a friend to his wife and children.

He is also a lovely husband.

May God, in His infinite mercy, empower and guide us to be exemplary families with great Legacies ....Amen 🙏🏾

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🙄🙄🙄 so many kinds of variations you have. 😆 I couldn't even imagine that 😆

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😂😂 I know right, some are funny tho I wasn't easy 😂

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