Clever farmer
Chuck buys a donkey from a farmer in Texas for $ 100. The farmer was supposed to deliver the donkey the next day. But the next day the farmer came to Chuck and said, "I'm sorry, young man. I have bad news for you. Male ass. »
"No problem," Chuck replied. Give me back that money. »
"No," said the farmer. Oh, I spent all the money. »
"Okay," Chuck said. So give me that dead ass. »
The farmer said:
"What do you want to do with it?" »
"I want to draw with him," Chuck said. »
"It is not possible to draw a dead donkey," said the farmer! »
"I know I can," Chuck said. See now. I'm not just telling anyone that the donkey is dead. »
A month later, the farmer saw Chuck and asked, "What about that dead donkey?" »
"I put it in the lottery," Chuck said. I sold 500 tickets for $ 2 and made $ 898. »
The farmer asked, "Did anyone complain?" »
"Just the one who took the donkey," Chuck said. "I also returned 2 dollars."