I was in my room last year Christmas, chilling like dangote's son when my Dad suddenly called me from the leisure room to go to the market and buy all we'd be needing to make a sumptuous delicacy to celebrate that day.
Gawwdd! You really need to come and see how happy I was. Having heard that, I quickly ran to my room, dress up, spray perfume on my body like someone going on a date. I cleaned up my self, insert my leg into my newly-purchased Gucci sandal and put on my expensive Versace face cap because it was already past 12 and the sun was shining as though it was competing with something.
I immediately marched down to the leisure room, collected a sum of #57,000 from my dad and Immediately began to leave for the market.
I had barely reached the heart of the market when I saw this beautiful girl, her name was Ufioma. I have been eyeing this girl ever since the first day our path crossed at a birthday party I attended all together with my friend. Immediately I saw that I was close to her, I called her by her name and she responded with a Wow in her voice.
I was overly-happy. I quickly seized that moment to profess my love to her, but she was just doing as if she doesn't like me. I was about to postrate for her to please accept my proposal that I'm madly in love with her when she brought up the idea that we should go to a cool place to continue the subsequent part of the proposal.
Enchanted me too did not think straight, I just said okay that we should go to a nearby restaurant to continue the discussion. We got to the restaurant, sat down and I was about to commence my proposal when she told me to order a chill drink for her so that she can be using that to think whether or not to accept me.
Having heard that, I quickly ordered for a drink for her and I continue what I was saying. Ten minutes later, she started squeezing her face for me that she haven't eaten since morning, and that I should order a plate of rice for her, Soo I called the attendant at the restaurant and told her to tell him what she would like to eat, and before I could say jerk! The attendant was already there beside us with a plate of rice and a full chicken on it. He served her, left, and I continued my proposal.
If you see how this girl was tearing the chicken and eating the rice ehnn, you will fear ladies. I shàa did not keep my gaze on that, I kept on persuading her to please accept my proposal. She finished the rice, dealt with the bones and ordered for an Ice cream to flush the rice down her throat. I told her:
"Baby order for anything, I've got alot of cash on me!!"
She kept on ordering for food until she was satisfied, but still, she hadn't accepted my proposal, Ufioma please now, I love you, just let me be dating you now, allow me be the sugar in your tea and the cockroach in your cupboard now. I was still saying this when she suddenly stood up moved closer to my sit, I was very happy, alot of thought were boiling in my head.
I guess this girl wants to kiss me, perhaps she just wanna tell me she has accepted my proposal in a romantic way, or probably she wants to hug me.
I was still thinking all these, when she uttered a very shocking words.
You won't believe she told me that she can't date me that we're like brothers and sister to each other, and she immediately walk out of the restaurant without looking back.
I was still trying not to die out of that shock until another shocker came, it was the attendant that had been serving Ufioma food, he came close to me and said:
"Sire, the total amount you're to pay for all the food your Girlfriend have been ordering since morning is #56,900."
Yeeee! I have die! Ufioma! Ufioma!! Ufioma!!! How many times did I call you?😓
It is that food that will kill you o😭 ohh I've suffered😭😭😭
To cut the long story short, I payed the money that same day, at that particular spot and I was given my change which is #100, but then I couldn't go home because I sure knew he's going to yell or probably become really mad at me.
—@LYRE