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Ahoy Me Hearties, Avast Ye!

Blow the Man down, Captain's order's

There be Looters looting all-about

It be the Piracy of the worst kind

They be landlubbers and old salts

Committing acts of Plunder and Pillage

Freebooters Stealing our coffers

They be bringing a spring upon 'er ship

But we be the Bounty Hunters

Privateers with the Cat O'Nine tails

Yo Ho Ho! We have our spyglasses 

And we be taking this ship for a swab

Ahoy Me Hearties, All Hand Hoy!

We be chasing down them looters 

Like we be the Scourge of the 7 seas

And Remember, Dead men, tell no tales