Ito po ayy katuwaan lang at ito po ayy hindi totoo
Short funny story
ANNULMENT
A couple came to court to plead guilty.
Judge: What's the reason for you to apologize?
Woman: (Speaking while bowing) Your honor, she only likes me.
Judge: What is your principle???
woman: (still bowed) Whenever we were making love she covered my face with a towel...............
Judge: You're Mister why did you do that????
Mister: No comment your Honor. Just see for yourself.
Miss: (angry and face to face with Judge) See that guy is really rude.
judge: (While looking at Miss.) Annulment petition granted. You guys, why are you filing an annulment today???Your patience
Next:
COMMON SENSE
A kid, handed blank paper to art teacher ...
Teacher: Why is your work blank?????
Child: I grew up on cattle and grass.
Teacher: (looks at the paper again) Is that the grass?????
Child: Poor little cow, eaten by cow......
Teacher: (hands on head) Hey where's the cow???
kid: What else can the cow do, eh no grass??????
of course I leave.
Common sense maam!
NEXT:
JUAN AND PEDRO
Juan: Oys, what's that? Pineapple? Ask for it.
Pedro: Ask?? ??Where were you when I dug the ground under the heat of the sun? Where were you when I was planting while the rain was falling, lightning and pouring down? where were you at the time when I was reaping that many snakes had sprung up in my path, when I was struggling to bear a pineapple? Where are you?
John: I was in prison! I killed a doctor!
Peter: Is that so?
Get it, even a few!
There is more rare there!
NEXT:
Pinakamahusay na mga BAGAY NA MAGSASABI KUNG GUSTO SA IYONG DESK
Sinabi nila sa akin sa blood bank na ito
baka mangyari. "
"Ito ay isang 15 minuto lamang na kapangyarihan-nap
inilarawan sa kurso ng pamamahala ng oras na ipinadala mo sa akin. "
"Whew! Hulaan ko umalis sa tuktok
Ang White-Out Marahil ay nakarating ka lang dito sa oras!
"Hindi ako natutulog! ako ay
pagninilay-nilay sa pahayag ng misyon at pag-isip ng bago
paradigma. "
"Sinubok ko ang aking keyboard para sa drool
paglaban."
"Nagsasagawa ako ng yoga ehersisyo upang mapawi
stress na nauugnay sa trabaho. "
"Mapahamak! Bakit ka nakialam
ako? Halos nahanap ko ang isang solusyon sa aming pinakamalaking
problema. "
"Nasira ang makina ng kape ..."
"May dapat maglagay ng decaf sa
maling palayok ... "
"... sa pangalan ni Jesus.
Amen. ”
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