I can't imagine anything else without him. I can't sleep when I'm awake. I don't see with my eyes when I sleep. Once you sleep, you don't wake up in three days. Life seems to have stopped like a leaking wheel. In the end, I decided that if necessary, I would stay dirty for the rest of my life.
A few days later I took my father to the girl's house. As soon as the gate was opened, the girl said:
‘I took the dirt once today. Why did you come again? '
I replied with a light expression on my face - stupid stupid girl. Today I did not come to pick up dirt. I came today to take you.
I punched him in the nose before he finished speaking. At that moment my heavy head spun with great speed. This has never happened before. Once, of course, I kicked my daughter's father. Another time, the bride's younger sister smashed her head with a hockey stick. However, this is the first time. Understood, this girl is very stubborn. You should always talk to him in moderation.
No father in the world can remain silent when he sees the misery of his child. My father could not. He got angry and said:
‘Shut up girl. Not my son Kidnapper, who will pick you up. I came to take you as my son's wife.
As soon as she heard that, Tania pulled the veil like a new wife. Then a shy smile with a red face like a beautiful apple ran inside.
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The wedding was not performed for us. Was in a hurry. That is why relatives, neighbors who came also did not bring any money, expensive jewelery. Only prayers were brought along. But today I can feel the lack of that prayer. Otherwise, why would the wife suspect me so much! In order to calm his wife down, he brought his face close to her ear and whispered:
‘Now drop the body and come quickly. Before people know. '
I realized from the look on my face that my wife was not joking at all. She's really serious. I asked: What body? Where did you put it?
He looked cautiously once. Then he said in a soft voice:
‘Under the bed. Yesterday you came to destroy us after you fell asleep. But could not. Before that I had put poison in the rice. After eating it, the poor man made a lot of money. '
According to my wife, I looked under the bed and got a shock of a thousand volts. There really is a corpse lying there. But that is not human. A baby rat is lying with its arms and legs stretched out. I don't understand whether to laugh or cry. What a mistake I have made in my life by marrying such a stupid girl! Thinking about it, I am crying again. I said in a very terrible tone: Ray Tania has become a great danger. Great danger!
When he speaks in such a way, his wife is always curious to hear him. Even today he was no exception. Said: What is the danger?
I smiled and said with a deep thought on my face, "It is a danger to throw this body away."
'Why?'
‘Because it will hurt his soul a lot. He will never leave his killer. Not at all. '
This time I saw a clear look of fear on Tania's face. Karun said in a tone:
‘So now the way?’
After thinking for a long time, I said, there is a way. However .......
‘But what? Do you want me to be harmed?
Tell me quickly what to do? '
‘This body has to be buried. Before that, the body has to be bathed and his janaza has to be performed.
Tania said in a hushed voice: I will give you everything you need. You just make arrangements, please.
I said with consolation: ‘Nothing is needed for now. You just bathe the corpse. And give a thousand rupees. It will take for janaza. I will take care of everything else. '
The wife left with the dead rat's body as I told her. Maybe take a bath. And I'm smiling. It is surprising to think. People are such assholes! Tao is my married wife again.
Tania came back after a while. He grabbed a thousand taka note and pressed my right hand tightly. Immediately his dung-filled head hit my chest and said in a sweet voice: What would have happened to me if you were not here today!
I quickly put the notebook in my pocket. Then I put my hand on my wife's dull head and said: Don't worry wife. I'm here. I promised to be by your side in any danger.
Suddenly I met a lizard hanging on the wall. The poor man looked at me and smiled. But I still don't understand the reason for that laughter. Nothing.
Appendix: I have been sitting at the police station for half an hour. Yet it seems that I have been lying here for a few days. It is as if time does not want to waste anything. Shortness of breath. But who knows how the prisoners who have been imprisoned here for years spend their time. Really, the practical application of the theory of relativity would not be possible without it. In the end, such a rotten shamu will cut my leg. I can't accept that at all. Already everything is starting to look unbearable. A different kind of instability seems to surround me. Seeing this instability, the gentleman in the short-sleeved uniform looked at me and smiled. However, with a little eye contact, his smile disappeared somewhere.
Mr. Aussie said again - really
Tell me, since when have you been doing this? Who else is in your gang?
I begged and said: Believe me sir. I don't know any of this. And this money was given to me by my wife. I would never have taken this fake note if I had known before.
The officer said: It means that you, son-in-law and wife, run this business together! Call your wife here. Let's see if there is any truth in your words.
As soon as I picked up the number and called, Tania's voice came out. Said: What happened?
I said in a tone: My wife has been defeated. The note you gave is a fake note. I found out when I went to pay the bill to Babu Bhai, the shopkeeper at the corner. Now the police have arrested me. Please take me out quickly. If not, he will be jailed for six months.
Tania said in a hoarse voice: All right. You thought I was an asshole, didn't you? Now I understand. And listen, it is better for an idiot who does not know his wife properly to spend six months or his whole life in jail.
After hearing that, I want to go from the sky to the ground and then to the underworld. But I could not. The body became like a living corpse without feeling at the moment!
Thank you.
