Good day beautiful people!
I'm sure you're enjoying life there👍. That's good because Life's Good [LG].
I've been away from this platform for up to a week even though I've been publishing and unavoidably ghosting, which has been as good as I'm not publishing because @TheRandomRewarder decided to be tricky. I just hope this my return would attract him to my side again. I've missed engagement here!
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During our childhood days, we all exhibited some funny habits which were we never took as a joke but reminiscing at them now, we'll see that it was high level of childishness at work in our lives back then.
Today, I remembered on my experiences and I've been laughing since. Let me tell you...
This morning I got a friend request on Facebook from someone that once taunted my life. She used to be a lady but she's now a big madam. Seeing the Friend request's notification got me reminiscing on all that happened way back.
I know what you're insinuating already but sorry to disappoint you, it's not a Heartbreak story.
Go and get your pop corn and soft drink, let me take you on a journey.
When I was around 7,8,9 years, I had "allergy" to anything "husband & wife", I don't know if my grammar is correct but I'll try to explain it.
It's just like the way our body react to some food, that's how my wholeness reacts when it comes to husband & wife thing. You get it?
Okay, I mean, if you want me to get into war with you, just call me "my husband", then you'll see me crying, chasing you with any hard object like Cutlass, wood, hammer etc.😂
At that particular stage of my life, I became popularly known to the extent that if any of the aunties want to engage in exercise with running, their quickest motivator would be me.
Oh yeah, just a "kingsley my husband" from afar would get me up to fight coupled with crying.
I guess that was shyness at work then, because I was so innocent and saw anything husband & wife as being spoilt
There was this particular aunty that does hers in another dimension, she doesn't just call and go, she;
Moves closer to me,
Gives me a peck,
With "Kingsley my husband",
And run away.
I'd run maddd Instantly, cry out blood- like tears from my eyes while chasing her to get her injured...as if I can beat her hahaha😂
This aunty is exactly the person that sent me friend request this morning.
I checked her profile and she's still looking like sweet 16.
I wish she could come back now and call me "my husband" so that...🧐🧐
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Now, reminiscing all those scenarios got me wondering, what was actually making me to fight and cry whenever I was called "my husband". Till today, I still don't know what made me to react in that way😂
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Thanks for reading🥰🥰
27th November 2022
The last part make me laugh, oh so now you better call her wife hahah