Ted's Tinder Fun!

Cat-fish

Ted was feeling loaning one day and couldn't find a female to spend some time with so he decided to give tinder ago. He had heard of other dogs and cats finding love on there. He set up his profile added details he felt would go well with his personality, small but fiery, funny, up for adventure and loves walking on walls. He got stumped at his like and dislikes loves balls hate baths didn't want to be seen as SMELLY!!!!

He put up his most interesting photos, at the beach, in the car and one in his Christmas outfit. finally delighted with his profile and photos he began his swipe journey!! He found some beautiful husky’s and a lovely female with white curly hair a big brown eyes. Swiping right on all these amazing and interesting dogs he started getting matches, WHOOP!!

Chatting to them and getting to know them he was loving this tinder craic. He went on a date with this lovely girl, brought her for dinner and a walk. They had a great time, the kibble was delish, the walk was so calm and nice, they chatted all night and had the laughs but there was no spark there. feeling happy but a bit frustrated that he couldn't find that magical feeling!!

He keep going kept swiping right, then all of a sudden the most gorgeous collie matched with him. Ted instantly fell in love she was the most beautiful female he had even seen. They talked all day and all night, he could feel the connection. They had the same humour loved the same things, the chat was mighty. There was one issue though she would never FaceTime him and every plan to meet up always ended in being cancelled.

Talking to his friends they told him Stories of Catfishes, What are catfishes he said, As his friends were telling him and explaining his head was going mad and his heart was sinking. He announced to the whole pub that there was no way she was a cat fish and he wasn't that dumb. His friends just looked at each other and laughed!!! Off he went in a huff, texted Holly the Collie and asked if she was a catfish, when she said no he said why do you always cancel our plans. She responded with ok I will meet you tomorrow at 8pm in the Hound Hall pub.

Ted was soo excited he got a new shirt and bought a bunch of flowers, had a bath and brushed his hair even though he hated it and off the went to meet Holly. she said I will be at the bar with a strawberry cocktail, He looked and looked around but could only see a cat with a fish tail sitting at the bar. After awhile he realised she was a catfish and a literal one at that. He was so annoyed and upset he just left, Holly rang ted to see where he was.... I went home you are a CATFISH!!!! They argued all night, eventually ted Fell asleep.

The next day ted realised it was time to delete tinder and try find a female elsewhere. He was heart broken but picked himself up and got on with continuing his quest to find that SPARK!!!!!

I hope you enjoyed Ted's Tinder stint.

link to nft drop: https://neftyblocks.com/c/cartoonfami1/drops/103098