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I have gathered an assortment of short stories from various sites. So I am posting a couple of them 


Story 1: 


Infant mosquito returned after its first flying. His Dad asked him, "How did U feel ?". He answered, "It was great Daddy... All people applauded for me!" 


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Story 2: 


This is the record of the genuine radio discussion between the British and the Irish off the shore of Co.Kerry (Ireland) in Oct. 1998. Radio discussion delivered by the Chief of Naval Operations (of Ireland I'm expecting) 


Irish: Please redirect your course 15 degrees toward the south to stay away from a crash 


English: Recommend you redirect your course 15 degrees toddler he north to dodge an impact 


Irish: Negative. You should redirect your course 15 degrees toddler he south to dodge an impact 


English: This is the chief of a British naval force transport, I state again redirect YOUR course 


Irish: Negative. I state again you should redirect YOUR course 


English: This is the plane carrying warship HMS Britannia! The second biggest boat in the British atlantic armada. We are joined by three destroyers, three cruisers and various help vessels. I request you change your course 15 degrees north, I state once more, that is 15 degrees north or countermeasures will be taken to guarantee the wellbeing of this boat. 


Irish: We are a beacon. Your call. 


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Story 3: 


The telephone bill was astoundingly high. The man assembled a family conference to talk about. 


Father: "This is inadmissible. I don't utilize the home telephone, I utilize my work telephone." 


Mum: "Me as well. I barely utilize the home telephone. I utilize my office telephone." 


Confused, they moved their look to their child. 


Child: "Hello, don't take a gander at me, I utilize my office portable as it were." 


Them three presently take a gander at the servant who's persistently tuning in to them. 


House keeper: "What? So we as a whole utilize our work telephones. What's the serious deal??" 


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Story 4: 


On the principal day God made the bovine. God stated, "You should go to the field with the rancher throughout the day and endure under the sun, have calves, and offer milk to help the rancher I will give you a life expectancy of sixty years." 


The dairy animals stated, "That is somewhat of an extreme life... you need me to live for a very long time. Let me have twenty years and I'll give back the other forty." And God concurred. 


On the subsequent day, God made the canine. God stated, "Sit throughout the day by the entryway of your home and bark at any individual who comes in or strolls past. I will give you a life expectancy of twenty years." 


The canine stated, "That is too long to even think about being yelping. Allow me ten years and I'll give back the other ten." So God concurred (moan). 


On the third day God made the monkey. God stated, "Engage individuals, do monkey stunts, make them giggle. I'll give you a long term life range." 


Monkey stated, "How exhausting, monkey stunts for a very long time? I don't think so. Canine gave you back ten, with the goal that's I'll specialty as well, alright?" And God concurred once more. 


On the fourth day God made man. God stated, "Eat, rest, play, have intercourse, appreciate. Never really, appreciate, appreciate. I'll allow you twenty years." 


Man stated, "What? Just twenty years? No chance man. Listen for a minute, I'll take my twenty, and the forty cow gave back, the ten canine gave back, and the ten monkey gave back. That makes eighty, alright?" 


"Alright," said God. "You have an arrangement." 


Along these lines, that is the reason for the initial twenty years we eat, rest, play, engage in sexual relations, appreciate, and sit idle. For the following forty years we slave in the sun to help our family; for the following ten years we do monkey stunts to engage our grandkids; and throughout the previous ten years we sit before the house and bark at everyone. 


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Story 5: 


A man was buying a toy in a shop as a present for his child for Christmas. He was a notable mathematician, so normally the businessperson drew out a jigsaw puzzle. 


The mathematician attempted to explain the puzzle...it was a lovely riddle. He attempted and attempted and attempted and began sweating. It was getting abnormal. The clients and the sales reps and the retailer were all viewing, and he couldn't carry the riddle to an answer. 


At long last, he dropped the thought and he yelled at the retailer: "I am a mathematician and on the off chance that I can't understand this jigsaw puzzle, how would you figure my little kid will have the option to?" 


The retailer stated, "You don't comprehend. It is made so that no one can explain it – mathematician or no mathematician." 


The mathematician asked, "Yet for what reason is it made along these lines?" 


The businessperson stated, "It is made along these lines so the kid from the earliest starting point begins discovering that life can't be tackled, can't be perceived." 


You can live it, you can cheer in it, you can get one with the puzzle, however understanding as an onlooker isn't at all conceivable. 


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Story 6: 


A salesperson, an organization assistant, and the chief are strolling to lunch when they locate an antique oil light. They rub it and a Genie comes out. 


The Genie says, "I'll give every one of you only one wish" "Me first! Me first!" says the administrator. agent. "I need to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, cool as a cucumber." Poof! She's gone. 


"Me next! Me next!" says the agent. "I need to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the sea shore with my own masseuse, an unending flexibly of Pina Coladas and the affection for my life." Poof! He's gone. "Alright, you're up," the Genie says to the director. 


The supervisor says, "I need those two back in the workplace after lunch." 


Lesson of the story: Always let your supervisor have the primary state. 


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Story 7: Tortoise and Hare (Disclaimer-Not the old story you have been hearing for a very long time ) 


Quite a long time ago a turtle and a bunny had a contention about who was quicker. They chose to settle the contention with a race. They concurred on a course and began the race. 


The bunny shot ahead and ran energetically for quite a while. At that point seeing that he was a long ways in front of the turtle, he thought he'd sit under a tree for quite a while and unwind prior to proceeding with the race. 


He sat under the tree and before long nodded off. The turtle trudging on overwhelmed him and before long completed the race, rising as the undisputed champ. 


The rabbit woke up and understood that he'd lost the race. 


The lesson of the story is that unwavering mindsets always win in the end. 


This is the form of the story that we've full grown with. However, at that point as of late, somebody disclosed to me an all the more intriguing rendition of this story. It proceeds. 


The rabbit was disillusioned at losing the race and he did some Defect Prevention (Root Cause Analysis). He understood that he'd lost the race simply because he had been presumptuous, reckless and remiss. 


On the off chance that he had not underestimated things, its absolutely impossible the turtle might have beaten him. So he provoked the turtle to another race. The turtle concurred. 


This time, the bunny went full scale and ran ceaselessly beginning to end. He won by a few miles. 


The lesson of the story ? Fast and predictable will consistently beat the without rushing. 


On the off chance that you have two individuals in your association, one moderate, deliberate and solid, and the other quick and still dependable at what he does, the quick and dependable chap will reliably ascend the authoritative stepping stool quicker than the moderate, orderly chap. 


It's acceptable to be without rushing; yet it's smarter to be quick and dependable. 


However, the story doesn't end here. The turtle did some reasoning this time, and understood that it is extremely unlikely he can beat the rabbit in a race the manner in which it was right now arranged. 


He thought for some time, and afterward provoked the rabbit to another race, yet on a somewhat extraordinary course. 


The rabbit concurred. They began. With regards to his independent duty to be reliably quick, the bunny took off and ran at maximum velocity until he went to an expansive stream. 


The end goal was several kilometers on the opposite side of the waterway. 


The rabbit stayed there thinking about what to do. Meanwhile the turtle trundled along, got into the waterway, swam to the contrary bank, kept strolling and completed the race. 


The lesson of the story? First distinguish your center competency and afterward change the battleground to suit your center competency. 


In an association, on the off chance that you are a decent speaker, ensure you make occasions to give introductions that empower the senior administration to see you. 


On the off chance that your quality is examination, ensure you do a type of exploration, make a report and send it higher up. Working to your qualities won't just get you seen however will likewise make open doors for development and headway. 


The story actually hasn't finished. 


The bunny and the turtle, at this point, had become very old buddies and they did some reasoning together. Both understood that the last race might have been run much better. 


So they chose to do the last race once more, however to run as a group this time. 


They began, and this time the bunny conveyed the turtle till the riverbank. There, the turtle dominated and swam across with the rabbit on his back. 


On the contrary bank, the bunny again conveyed the turtle and they arrived at the end goal together. The two of them felt a more prominent feeling of fulfillment than they'd felt before. 


The lesson of the story? It's acceptable to be independently splendid and to have solid center abilities; yet except if you're ready to work in a group and outfit each other's center skills, you'll generally perform worse than average in light of the fact that there will consistently be circumstances at which you'll do inadequately and another person progresses admirably. 



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Good stories thanks

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