Rocks. I have a very diverse selection in my yard. Today I changed my whole ideology on the power of a rock. Shit, maeby my new currency. They say history repeats it self and damnit let it repeat.
My nephew came over today for Thanksgiving. And true to fashion being a fan of taboo, I introduced religion into our conversation. The seagway was on point and the topic was ripe and ready to pluck. I'm a Christian who was baptized on Easter. So I'm the shit. Let's make that clear. But my nephew who we will leave anonymous is a snot nosed teen who know everything. And apparently, I heard from the source, he's a God. He practices the way of enlightenment. Don't get me wrong more power to him this is America and all, but we got on the side note of Christmas gifts. Rock of protection. That was the stupid shit I was hit with by his response.
I got more rocks than you could fathom. So now I think I got a new venture. People apparently buy rocks with hidden powers. And you know what I'm a wizard. So now I guess I'm pumping out the dopest magical rocks man has ever classified. You me, I got the most potent prolific rocks available. So if you or anyone you know believes in the power of a stone hit me up. I'm the wizard, I'm the plug.
Black friday special going on through this weekend. You want the most powerful rocks ever created? I got you.
Happy holidays, and God bless. (No matter your religion or beliefs!)