Florence

So who you been listening to recently? Florence at the gas station." Hmm, is that literally a chick named Florance who works at the gas station or a band name? "I'm just fucking with you."

That's what my buddy responded with. A jackass of a person I had grew estranged with for six years. Small talk was my intention and the dude had to pull a f'in power move on me. Nice. Really made my day. ( I thought it was the funniest shit I had ever heard).

It's funny how little misconceptions can get you gasping. Swallowing down the wrong tube, etc. Worse is wordplay. It's my favorite type of humor. Check me out on soundcloud. Search Jared Walcott!!

Tip hard. God bless, happy holidays!