Three Idiots

Aamir Khan: (sitting in class laughing.)
Teacher: Why are you smiling?
Aamir: I have been wanting to be a Facebook page admin for a long time. Done today. It's fun, sir! Teacher: No need to have too much fun. Tell me, what is the post?
Amir: Anything that is posted on Facebook is post sir.
Teacher: Can you please elaborate?
Aamir: Sir, whatever you give on public Facebook, so post. Went around, gave photos. Post sir. Went to watch the match, gave the score. Post sir. In fact the post surrounds us all around. From Katrina's pick to Ronaldo's kick, all posts sir! Comment in one second, Like in one second. Comment-Like, Comment-Like!
Teacher: Shut up! Do this as an admin? Comment-Like, Comment-Like? You say clever.
Clever: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop with different operating system using internet on Facebook is called a post.
Teacher: Wow!
Amir: But sir, I said the same thing in plain language.
Teacher: To put it bluntly, go somewhere else and say, not as the page admin.
Amir: But sir, there is another admin Rao ...
Teacher: Get out!
Amir: Oh, why sir?
Teacher: Go straight out.
(Amir will leave and come back again)
Teacher: What happened? Amir: I forgot a job, sir.
Teacher: What? Amir: An utility button that gives us to protect our private data, pictures, messages or personal information for being stole or used for bad purposes by hackers or anyone else. Teacher: What do you mean?
Amir: Logout sir, logout! I forgot to do it!
Teacher: So you can't speak straight?
Aamir: I tried a while ago, sir, but you don't like it!
Nice